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Offline Sandman

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« on: September 15, 2002, 04:16:39 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2002, 04:20:45 PM »
I don't care what the girls look like... I'm not drinking that piss-water.

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2002, 04:37:59 PM »
No argument there. If I'm drinkin' beer, it's Sam Adams.

Still... Coors has much better commercials than Sam. :)
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2002, 04:56:39 AM »
Coors is the worst "beer" ever to come out of America.
In fact piss-water would be a better term to describe it.

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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2002, 05:51:47 AM »
What is the best US beer? I know Coors is bad, but then again so is Miller, even US budweiser is piss water in comparison to european Budweiser.

Do you have any beers that compare to European ones?

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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2002, 05:53:26 AM »
It's piss, and if I ever have to hear that toejam commercial again, catered to 20 year old 's that only can afford to drink that piss if they get extra tips on a Saturday pizza delivery job I'll go insane.

Sandman, not only are you a liberal popsicle, you actually buy into this corporate crap? These commercials are the worst ever.

 A fake 'newmetal' gay sound track and "twins"? Come on... Getting all excited to post a actual 'Topic' on that candy corporate image coated drivel here just doesn't sound off a obvious tard alarm?

I guess not.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2002, 05:58:36 AM by Creamo »

Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2002, 06:32:46 AM »
American beer sucks anyways.

Sorry, I'll take a Newcastle, Guinness, Harp, Groelsch, Beck's Dark, Warsteiner.

I've never had piss water but Budwater must be close to it.  Sam Adams has more hops in it than Thumper from Bambi.  Tastes fer toejam.  Oh yeah, how many flavors are we up to now?  

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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2002, 09:06:39 AM »
Gotta agree with Creamo... except for his obvious crush on sandman.

This isn't just a coors thing... it seems as if all the beer companies have gone off the deep end lately.  I guess they've stopped trying to sell to women.  Coors is bad, the not-bear commercials are even worse (all the liquor companies getting their names out).

Seeing the commercial quoted verbatum here is equivelant to bamboo under the fingernails.

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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2002, 09:13:05 AM »
Errrr.... I LIKE that commerical. It beats most of what i see on TV hands down. I mean... TWINS!!! Lordy guys... enjoy the mindless scenery and relax, lol.

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Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2002, 09:20:25 AM »
Coors... the water that flows past my back porch you mean?
I bet you wouldn't drink it if you knew what was in the water..........         ahhhhh

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2002, 09:28:37 AM »
You know what the Aussies say. American beer is like sex in a canoe, f***ing near water .

Aside from Hellfire, I'd say fat tire is about the best american beer I've had .

I'd say that Old Milewake is the worst beer ever, even me and my friends back in highschool wouldn't drink it .
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2002, 09:29:24 AM »
American beer sucks? been to the Pacific Northwest? there are so many hundreds of handcrafted brews that are so damn good..its hard to pick a fav..from Northern Cal, Oregon and here in Washington..microbrew pubs serve excellent beer..

I will agree that AMERICAN REDNECK TRAILER PARK WIFE-BEATER CAMARO ON BLOCKS IN THE DRIVEWAY BEER , like Bud, Coors, Michelob, Miller, and the like are essentially cheap goat piss..

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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2002, 09:49:27 AM »
Hey, I don't like American beer that much.  "Microbrews" almost cost as much as the brands I mentioned, I prefer my fav's.

You guys have the freedom to drink what you want, and I respect it.

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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2002, 09:49:50 AM »
Coors is pronouned k'wears...

When you see an empty bottle at a party go refill it in the bath room then replace it where you found it. At some point during the evening someone is bound to be looking for 'pick-me-ups' if you happen to run out!

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2002, 10:25:59 AM »
I completely and totally hate Creamo.  But that no-good, piece-of-crap is right.