Thrawn, the last book I read was "Go Dog Go." It taught me how to read traffic lights which, IMHO, is more useful than any other book (possible exception: Bible) ever written.
xBAT, I've met you and your dog and, frankly, I prefer your dog. He's brighter than you are and he didn't hump my Ottoman like you did.
Dead Duck, claiming a post of mine is revelent is libelous. You will hear from my lawyer. Good day to you sir.
MrLars, does Dead Duck actually posess a clue and, if he does, what is it worth? I believe the gentleman is judgement proof.
Damned Buzzard, you have inspired me to think up an award as compensation for your abilities as a writer. You have me laughing my bellybutton off and that, sir, deserves recognition. I hereby present to you the first ever Elfensquirrel Award. (thanks Easymo that cracks me up) You, sir, are worthy and a <> to you.
texace, thanks for proving my contention that anyone who comes to these bbs looking for enlightenment is the same kind of dummy who would attempt to squeeze toothpaste out of a crowbar. Not only are you not enlightened but your breath stinks. Sheeesh.
Sandman, The details on what you can and cannot post are as dependent upon the time of the month as anything else. Once you learn how to "chart" the staff you can generally get away with much more if you avoid posting for several days each month, if you catch my drift.
MT, popcorn? Great...does that come buttered?
