Author Topic: Bigfoot in the woods? (Read 331 times)

senna · « **on:** September 23, 2002, 04:15:36 PM »

If you met bigfoot while hicking in the woods, would you shoot him for proof or run tell the story to the news? I'll leave my own opinion out till later (to be honest, Im not sure).

XNachoX · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:21:55 PM »

"It's comin right for us!"

boxboy28 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:22:51 PM »

i'ld toss him a beer and sit down and shoot the toejam with him!
see whats up in the big foot world and that whole 5th dimension thing!

box:D

midnight Target · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:28:19 PM »

I never hick in the woods.

john9001 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:30:05 PM »

who ya calln a hick??

Udie · « **Reply #5 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:32:42 PM »

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Originally posted by boxboy28
i'ld toss him a beer and sit down and shoot the toejam with him!
see whats up in the big foot world and that whole 5th dimension thing!

box:D

I'd do the exact same thing. Then I'd shoot him in the back of the head when he wasn't looking, so I'd have some proof

Animal · « **Reply #6 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:32:49 PM »

I wouldnt kill him because I'd be pretty sure its some tard in disguise and I dont want to be charged with manslaughter.

eO2 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:38:16 PM »

Good point animal. Still I would shoot him because if I didnt and ran off to tell the news, a buncha other people would come back with a buncha plaster, following bear toejam and claim they saw or perhaps even shot at and killed bigfoot. People hunt animals all the time. Dead duck, dead bigfoot,whats the difference? He who gets bigfoot gets glory, thats it.

senna · « **Reply #8 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:43:06 PM »

People have been tracking bear poo for 30 years or more, they'll never kill him. Either hes too smart or bigfoot doesnt exist. Thats what I think. They just come down from them hills claiming, we saw him, we saw him! Anyways, I wouldnt shoot him.

Dont let the thread die, I wanna hear what you guys would do. I know some of you would shoot him on the spot, right?

Ossie · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:45:55 PM »

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Dead duck, dead bigfoot,whats the difference? He who gets bigfoot gets glory, thats it.

Yeah, but wouldn't you get even more glory if, instead of killing him, you trained him to become a blackjack dealer and rented him out to the casinos?

Sandman · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:52:28 PM »

Grill it. Can't taste any worse than barbecued kitten.

john9001 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2002, 04:57:46 PM »

i go along with boxboy and give him a beer and talk sign , i wouldn't shoot bigfoot unless he tried to grab all my beer, i mean i'll share , but don't get greedy

Pongo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2002, 05:08:07 PM »

Oh..
it definatly tastes like chicken

Wlfgng · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2002, 05:23:25 PM »

too much fur.. they're really scrawny underneath all that..

however.. the fur is good for tying flies

Ozark · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2002, 05:59:15 PM »

I thought I saw Bigfoot back in 2000. Some of us dogs were camping at Oshkosh and heard a noise coming towards us from the woods!

It was just a lost Daddog looking for the Mongrels camp site. We gave him a hug and a beer.