> << Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to
my
> left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per
hour
> with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I
> looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway
over
> in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! I'm a man, but it
scared
me
> so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of
my
> other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using
> my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away
from
my
> ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
"Big
> Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, put out my cigarette, and
> disconnected an important call!!! DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS
> >>
