I'm being serious. The school must keep doctor's records in order to validate absences. Being an office aide and having access to these files when the desk clerk asks me to file something, I have had a chance to count the number of notes referring to pregnacy. OK, so 153 might have been an exageration, but the actual number is around 100 or so.
The reason for this is is because our school is situated in a town where parents are extreamly lax in their duties as parents. Most of the students who attend the school live with other relatives. I dunno if anyone read, but a year or so ago one of my friends' father shot his wife and himself. Adults in this area barely know how to control themselves.
Another reason is an underworked police department. I can go to the local hangout (Inparation Point) at around midnight and see eight or nine cars up there. The park there closes at 10, and the cops should enforce it...but they don't.
Hey...so I got bored and went looking...this is what I get.