Author Topic: An Aces High Nightmare.... (Read 338 times)

muckmaw · « **on:** September 25, 2002, 12:30:35 PM »

Here's something to avoid at all costs. Do not watch Noggin, PBSkids, or other children's programming with your kids, put them to bed, eat bad pizza, play Aces high, and fall asleep.

Why?

I found myself in the cockpit of my faithful F6F on routine patrol. 4 objects appeared off in the distance, but instead of being the normal black dots, they took the form of Goldfish crackers. As they neared, their ID tags all came in as Me-262's. Funny, I'd never seen a blue 262 in AH before, I thought. As the bogs closed in, I realized I was in a Dogfight with Jay-Jay the Jet plane, and his 3 cronies. (All wearing the nazi Swastika behind their smiling faces). Needless to say, Tracie (The purple 262) saddled me up and blasted me from the sky. As I floated to earth in my chute, I looked below to find myself hanging from a tree, my ankels being chewed on by Baby-Bop. I knew Barney could not be far off, so I cut my chute cords, and began running. (Of course, I fell. Why do we always fall in running dreams?)

I knew I could make it back to safety, if it was'nt for the Trolly Car that kept ramming me in the knees. Everytime I fell to the soft green artifical turf, a red Teletubby name Po would run me over with her scooter.

As I lay helpless in a patch of chuckling flowers, I knew the end was near. Tinky-winky stood above me. I awoke in a sweat, just as he pointed his luger at my head, and pulled the trigger.

Now, this might be a funny tale, if it did not happen to me last night!!

So I have 3 choices. Put the kid up for adoption, stop playing Aces High, or give up sleeping. Hmmmmm.....

Skuzzy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2002, 12:53:59 PM »

ROFLMBO! Sorry for laughing at your nightmare,...but that was just too funny!

myelo · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2002, 12:54:51 PM »

Here is mine. But consider yourself forewarned; it’s not for the faint hearted.

I’m in some type of fighter, far from base with no friendlies around. The sun is shining, not a cloud in the sky. I see a dot in the distance. I gently bank my plane toward the dot and engage WEP. As I close, the lone dot turns into two, then three, then more, all at 10-20k. Suddenly, as I get into icon range, I’m surrounded by bad guys. Twenty…thirty…maybe even forty!

They’re all in their chutes.

And I’m out of ammo.

I get cold sweats just thinking about it.

Adjuster · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2002, 12:56:35 PM »

Wow who made the pizza

Sounds like the cue for a Lawsuit there;)

It didnt come from the new Rastafarian Pizza Shop as a "Gi ganja tic" did it

If so can I have the address;)

Adjuster

muckmaw · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2002, 01:06:37 PM »

Funny you should metion, but I thought the Oregano smelled funny.

vorticon · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2002, 01:12:09 PM »

sounds like there was a mixup with the mushrooms on the pizza

lol

heres mine (after playing ah for 6 hours and runescape for another 7)

im flying along in my hurricane mk 1 when suddelny i find my self surrounded by really ugly pastel colours. i see a large enemy dot on the horizon and quickly check the radar. seems im only 10 k away. i realize this is a amazing show of teamwork for the bishops for them all to be flying togetether and not whining.
anyway i turn away and start heading away but one of them catches up. name is andrew. so i turn to take him but im wondering what hes flying i switch to plane type icon just as the rest of the pack decides to arrive. only 3 of them. andrews flying a black dragon and the rest are flying red ones im getting scared at this point. i knock out one of the others but know im getting gangbagned bye dragon riders (blurose13x is the other one.)

we were over the ocean by now and i got an idea. i start diving toward the ground and pull up at about 100 ft (close i know) hte dragons following me auger (guess they forgot to lower dive flaps and turn of combat trim- same effect as doing that with p38)
i fly back ot home base with the kills. i see a freindly group on the horizon so i get closer and the most horrible thing happens

the group is
agent69,coolmike,poopfart and pimp thug. they all start spewing racial toejam at me and luckily for me there was a power surge right then (unfortunatly it fried my computer)

and yes the last part was the scariest

Wilbus · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2002, 01:38:55 PM »

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

That's one crazy dream! Put up the kids for adoption seems to be the only way

john9001 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2002, 02:21:58 PM »

no nightmares , but i have had dreams of flying and chasing little red icons around, i think i play too much AH

44MAG

Honch · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2002, 03:11:55 PM »

I'm glad to know that I not the only one with that same dream muckmaw.

I have often fantasized about strafing those dam teletubbies in a Typhoon.

Maybe if we asked hitech . . .

SunKing · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2002, 04:02:54 PM »

please bring some to the next con.

icemaw · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2002, 04:29:54 PM »

Been picking them wild mushrooms again eh muck!
Now how bout sharing.

Innominate · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2002, 04:37:44 PM »

Normal: Having a dream that you're in a game.

Addict: Having a dream that you're PLAYING a game.

Tac · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2002, 04:46:46 PM »

I can see Hitech giving Pyro the smile.

"zoon we vil take over ze world!"