This is a lighthearted post feel free to comment in a similar fashion.
Newbies you will be called a DWEEB or some similar profanity (beating the filter obviously
) for the following reasons:-
1 Flying a "DWEEB" plane LA7, Spit, P51, N1K1, Any LW plane when facing Allied firepower, Any Allied plane when facing Axis firepower.
2 Having the audacity to shoot down anyone who has been playing this longer than you.
3 Running like Hell when you are nursing home:-
a) damaged plane
b) A kill streak greater than 2
4 Running like hell in any plane listed in 1
5 Managing to hit anything in a Flak Panzer ( personally I can only hit em at d100 or less just as the rockets hit me )
6 Flying a Buff over a good Furball and having the nerve to destroy a hanger or fuel or anything that may interrupt proceedings below.
7 Exception to 6 is if someone ups and kills you in a 190 then you will be a dweeb for flying too straight and not evading them.
8 Continually upping at a vulched field.
9 Not upping at a vulched field if a senior (insert country) team member screams on country channel for assistance at a vulched field
10 Upping at said vulched field when same senior team member didnt want you there but at the neighbouring clear field
11 Taking part in any mission which involves Tiffies ( Nothing wrong with that in my book
)
12 Shoot down a certain LA7 loving pilot ( you know who I mean)
13 Exibit any sort of skill whilst in the gunsight of some of the larger ego`s and evade or kill them when its their time of the month.
and finally
14 Ask a stupid question on any channel continually when you have been told before to read the manual ( It really does have most of the answers:D )
Im all out of ideas but guess I have only scratched the surface:)
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