I had a very pretty young german girl in the patrol car with me once and I asked her to teach me some german. So she did. She kept saying to me...
Something like (I cant spell it, so guessing)
"Du ist bein fierdres arshlo"
Anyway. Some months later she comes clean. It means.
"You are a horses ar$eh*le."
Needless to say, I gave up on German and tried for French instead
