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Offline pipz

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NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« on: December 28, 2001, 11:36:00 AM »
Hello guys!
 It was decided today to save our fingers some trouble and come up with a numbered quick list for whines.Here is what we came up with.feel free to add or comment on the topics

Ok for now on instead of writting a paragraph in a intence moment of post combat rage just type the following.

1=Nikis are uber
2=Spits are uber
3=La7s are uber
4=Your nuthin but a HO dweeb "insert players name"
5=Mims wife needs to stop complaining about his play time
5A=Mims wife needs to get a job
6=Sputnik complaint--U alt monkey dweeb type
7=FM in here sux balls no way is this right!!
8=Buffs are Uber 50 cals cant BLA BLA BLA
9=dweeby typing death announcent on ch 1 to make yourself feel better
10=GV damage model sux i hit it so many times and BLA BLA BLA BLA
11=AAA is outragous it hit me 1 ping and i blew all to hell BLA BLA BLA

Ok this is just a start to get the guys thinking.Also proposed was a sub list.Say ya just fought a niki and use #1 but ya need to say more/We could have 1A= niki guns are uber or 1B= Nikis E advatage is Magical .Or 5B Mims wife needs to get a job making a lot of money!!heheh.Ok so we should all have a basic grasp on this.Hope this helps!!


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Offline Apar

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2001, 11:46:00 AM »
4 Pipz,     :D

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2001, 11:52:00 AM »
Well I don't know Mims or his wife....

But you left out the most common whine of ALL!

1.  You VULCHING BASTIGE!

I answer to Vulching Bastige just as well as Lephturn.  :)

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2001, 12:11:00 PM »
12. "I don't like ANYTHING about this game; it sux. I only play it because it is the BEST MMPOL ACM sim available!"

13. "This game SUX! I have 250 ideas that are MUCH better than anything HTC will ever come up with. However, I can't program my own VCR, so you will have to wait a while to see my glorious triumph over the Online World."

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2015, 10:53:24 PM »
Pipz you been squeakin for 15 years bro....lol Dice

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 05:49:08 AM »
14. Round Bacon.  :D
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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2015, 06:43:37 AM »
14. Flying Bacon.  :D
Corrected :x 
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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 06:47:41 AM »
This is AWESOME & OUTRAGEOUS at the same time.

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Offline Bizman

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2015, 08:37:44 AM »
15. People with such poor skills as you have should not play this game.

@Lephturn: It was not long ago when I thought about you. Your article about system optimization was one of my first sources in getting the most out of a computer. Actually I found an e-mail from you with a couple of answers to my questions, dated Dec. 29th 2001! Since then I've learned a couple of tricks, for the last decade I've been running a one man business as a computer tech. Thanks for being part of my inspiration!  :salute

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2015, 09:25:22 AM »
Hello guys!
 It was decided today to save our fingers some trouble and come up with a numbered quick list for whines.Here is what we came up with.feel free to add or comment on the topics

Ok for now on instead of writting a paragraph in a intence moment of post combat rage just type the following.

1=Nikis are uber
2=Spits are uber
3=La7s are uber
4=Your nuthin but a HO dweeb "insert players name"
5=Mims wife needs to stop complaining about his play time
5A=Mims wife needs to get a job
6=Sputnik complaint--U alt monkey dweeb type
7=FM in here sux balls no way is this right!!
8=Buffs are Uber 50 cals cant BLA BLA BLA
9=dweeby typing death announcent on ch 1 to make yourself feel better
10=GV damage model sux i hit it so many times and BLA BLA BLA BLA
11=AAA is outragous it hit me 1 ping and i blew all to hell BLA BLA BLA

Ok this is just a start to get the guys thinking.Also proposed was a sub list.Say ya just fought a niki and use #1 but ya need to say more/We could have 1A= niki guns are uber or 1B= Nikis E advatage is Magical .Or 5B Mims wife needs to get a job making a lot of money!!heheh.Ok so we should all have a basic grasp on this.Hope this helps!!


Yours Truly
Pipz you fav #3 flyin#4 usin #6 pal!!
See how easy that was.

You forgot:

#12 Generic "Collision Model Is BS" Whine
#13 Generic "You can't be any good because you didn't win <fill-in-the-blank-event> 5 times" PM.
#14 F4Us are uber.
#15 bf110G2s are uber.
#16 P40s are uber.
#17 Mad skillz can only be achieved by those who fly 109K4s & Ta152s
#18 Generic "Tempests are flown by losers...except when I am using it because I have mad skillz" Whine
#19 The <Bish/Knits/Rooks> are hording again!  The <redacted by authority of the Commissar> rule suckz and must be eliminated now!  
#20 Generic "It only took <X> of you to bring me down!" Message

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Offline Hetzer7

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2015, 09:35:48 AM »
#21=HUZZAH!

Offline NatCigg

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2015, 09:46:40 AM »
1: fighter pilots who obey the rules promote poor online gameplay.

2: I win you lose.

Offline Arlo

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2015, 09:55:43 AM »
22. Headqwarterz!

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2015, 09:57:36 AM »

   23. The rule that shall remain nameless.
I always wanted to fight an impossible battle against incredible odds.

Offline Pawz

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Re: NUMBERED COMPLAINT LIST
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2015, 10:19:07 AM »
24. 38s can't do that!

25. Why does pipz fly such an ugly plane?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 10:23:26 AM by Pawz »
When I die bury me in a P38.

I watch day after day, week after week, tour after tour, the Bishops and Rooks take bases and win maps while the Knights stand there with their thumbs stuck in their butts. It's just pathetic!