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Offline Tumor

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If my wife looked like this....
« on: October 06, 2002, 08:28:30 AM »
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2002, 08:46:49 AM »
He should have invested in a cleaning woman before it got this far.  Now she is gonna wear the pants in that house from now on.
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Offline -Concho-

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Re: If my wife looked like this....
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2002, 08:51:40 AM »
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I'd be out fishing too.....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/10/05/wife.strike.ap/index.html


No doubt dude......
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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2002, 09:13:28 AM »
Two suggestions-

1. Look in the mirror.
2. Appreciate what you have.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2002, 10:14:52 AM »
i wouldent invest in a fishing rod...id invest in a ugly stick...maybe it will make it a bit better...;)  


(do not take this post seriously)
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2002, 11:20:55 AM »


 why did a da story like that even make the news?
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Offline dfl8rms

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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2002, 09:44:12 AM »
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i wouldent invest in a fishing rod...id invest in a ugly stick...


The Ugly Stick is a great fishing rod.  Caught many a walleye with one.
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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2002, 10:42:33 AM »
never broken an ugly stick, that's for sure.
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2002, 02:33:29 PM »
hmm... as you get older...

Disregarding the womans views or the subject matter...   I don't think she is ugly.    I have found that ugly is as ugly does.   I would 100 times rather have a clean homely woman with a good heart and kinky nature than a beauty queen that made my life hell.  

naa... scratch that..  I would rather have the good hearted, kinky, homely gal than a beautiful one that was merley "passable" in the other catagories.  
lazs
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2002, 02:56:56 PM »
I agree with Laz.

The ex-Mrs. Tahgut was 1st runner up Miss Raging Waters. But beauty is only skin deep. Best thing that I ever did was to get away.
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2002, 03:03:23 PM »
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hmm... as you get older...

Disregarding the womans views or the subject matter...   I don't think she is ugly.    I have found that ugly is as ugly does.   I would 100 times rather have a clean homely woman with a good heart and kinky nature than a beauty queen that made my life hell.  

naa... scratch that..  I would rather have the good hearted, kinky, homely gal than a beautiful one that was merley "passable" in the other catagories.  
lazs


I like the fact that Lazs doesn't care about looks...but she's gotta be kinky.

I should have spent the time to get to know ya at the Con Lazs..we'd get along well.

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2002, 03:28:19 PM »
Anyone besides me see a striking resemblence between this gal pictured and Lazs?  Take away alittle of her hair....scare-----reeeeeey! No wonder you don't find her offensive Lazs :D
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2002, 03:38:50 PM »
Did someone say something about an animal control problem around here?
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2002, 12:34:33 AM »
At least she didn't resort to drastic action like what happened to one of my friends...15 assorted and expensive rods..."SNAP!...SNAP!...SNAP!..etc"

Only time I ever heard him cry(over the phone)
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2002, 03:45:52 AM »
"Two suggestions-

1. Look in the mirror.
2. Appreciate what you have."


OK, I did #1, now why the hell should I appreciate a broken mirror?;)
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