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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2002, 06:00:28 PM »
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Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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Offline fdiron

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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2002, 08:36:16 PM »
Come on, you can quote parts of the bible to fit anything you want.  Don't like homosexuals?  Bible says kill'em!  Your brother die?  Sorry, bible says you have to have sex with his wife.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2002, 10:48:36 PM »
"Nobody f**ks with the Jesus"
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2002, 11:05:06 PM »
Jesus said "beware the liberals , for they will twist truth into lies and lies into truth"
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2002, 11:14:35 PM »
From the Catholic priest "sweaty and excited" series...
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2002, 01:16:17 AM »
Heh, cool link.

As to all you who critizise sandman for posting it:

People are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.Samuel Butler

A fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue.John H. Schaar.

:D :D

And sure, you can take quotes from the bible and use it - it's what preachers do. They just go on and on about their own interpretations of it later on.

The bible is actually very good for argument. if you cannot find a verse to support your argument in the new testament, go to the old one and you'll have the opposite view :).
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Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2002, 08:33:35 AM »
There's nothing like a quote (or scripture) taken out of context:

Let he who has no sword, go and sell his garment, and buy one.

Regards, Shuckins
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2002, 08:36:27 AM »
"Let it be known that Atheists will be the first to attack religion on any given BBS for thy has lack of self confidence, and so it is told"
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2002, 08:44:01 AM »
LOL, that's great.  Anyone who posts anything or discusses anything that is religious in context and says anything that is less than flattering lacks self confidence.  And what's the reasoning behind that?  :D


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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2002, 08:52:18 AM »
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LOL, that's great.  Anyone who posts anything or discusses anything that is religious in context and says anything that is less than flattering lacks self confidence.  And what's the reasoning behind that?  :D


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Same lack of self confidence that a Bible thumper has thats ringing your doorbell.
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2002, 08:56:27 AM »
SOB: And what's the reasoning behind that?
 You are expecting reasoning from a religious person (the author of the quote) on religious matters? I think you should be demoted from an atheist to a plain unbeliever for such ignorance. :)

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2002, 09:05:30 AM »
Miko, define "Religious person".  Me thinks you open mouth and engage without much background on the person to engage with.
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2002, 09:07:38 AM »
Heh rip, I don't attack religion, nor am I insecure about something I don't have :).

If you see the bible as an amusing book, you got my perspective on things - and one does not attack amusing books.

But contradictions are amusing :).

post may seem like blasphemy. Then again, one has to remember that for the non theist, blasphemy is a victimless crime.

So do not take offence chaps, coz none is intended :)
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Offline Dowding (Work)

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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2002, 09:25:40 AM »
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Jesus said "beware the liberals , for they will twist truth into lies and lies into truth"


lol! Jesus was a liberal, and a radical one too, given the times he lived in.

And he died for it. It was the conservative in his society that did him in!

(BTW, I'm not actually a Christian, but I believe he did exist and his teachings are valid in some cases. There is no Christian god.)

Ripsnort - and it's no surprise you trot out that 'You atheists must be all insecure for criticizing my religion' crap. You'll be rolling out the 'You'll all be praying to my god, on your death-beds' toejame soon. Which is euqally insulting/patronizing.
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2002, 09:26:00 AM »
I believe in evolution

to many proof for that

adam and eva ??
lol must have been incest!!

and yes earth dies about some milion years (when our sun burns out)

and of life ?

i guess not where not the only one in the universe

paradise ?

It's here on  earth and u have to make it urself

hell ?

that's to be found on earth to

spirit

yeah i might believe that
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