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Offline Eagler

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« on: October 08, 2002, 10:39:21 AM »
for year 2035:

 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.  

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.  

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.  

Baby conceived naturally....  Scientists stumped.  

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.  

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.  

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but Pres Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.  

George Z.  Bush says he will run for President in 2036.  

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.  

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.  

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.  

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.  

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.  

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.  

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.  

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.  

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.  

Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.  

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.  :)
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2002, 11:21:32 AM »
WWIIOL is expected to achieve acceptable frame rates withing the next year.

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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2002, 11:28:05 AM »
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WWIIOL is expected to achieve acceptable frame rates withing the next year.


LOL!

Don't forget that the patch for the latest version, 4512.14 beta, is a 12.9 Terabyte download.



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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2002, 11:33:53 AM »
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WWIIOL is expected to achieve acceptable frame rates withing the next year.


 Based upon a report of the expected release of the AMD XP5000,and the 6GHZ P6.

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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2002, 01:11:44 PM »
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WWIIOL is expected to achieve acceptable frame rates withing the next year.


Random Access Memory availiable in 25 gigabyte chips.  

CRS spokesperson Hardcase was quoted as saying that it still wasn't quite enough and that all users should  Buy More Ram!
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2002, 03:37:01 PM »
GRUNHERZ finally graduates, despite opposition from the commie lefty liberal faculty.