FINE
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
>right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
>woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
>football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
>even trade.
>
>NOTHING
>This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
>usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
>inside out, upside down, and backwards.
>'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
>and end with 'Fine'
>
>GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
>This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
>"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
>
>GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
>This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care"
>You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
>by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
>hen she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH
>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men.
>A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and
>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
>over "Nothing"
>
>SOFT SIGH
>Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
>she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
>stay content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
>man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
>paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
>often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
>Eyebrow.
>
>GO AHEAD.
>At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
>trouble.
>
>PLEASE DO
>This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
>chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
>whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
>truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
>
>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
>THANKS A LOT
>This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
>when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
>offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
>Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
>will only tell you "Nothing"
>
>
>Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
>can avoid if they remember the terminology.
>
>And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
