As a service to the community, we are proud to announce the availability of FDB bobble-belly dolls. These dolls, sure to become collector’s items, contain a spring-connected belly that jiggles realistically when touched. Perfect for the car or on top of your monitor, these dolls will provide hours of blubber bobbing pleasure.
Our first model, CO Fatty, comes with several accessories, including a miniature 12-pack and a little FryDaddy filled with a gross of wings.
We are currently taking orders and all profits go to a good cause that we have not yet decided on (probably the squad porn-server-upgrade fund).
We plan other models in the near future, most likely Sling or Sally. However, the manufacturer is having difficulties obtaining enough moldable plastic to realistically model the bellies.
By the way, we are currently looking into rumors linking bobble-belly Fatty and the Sponge Bob Square Pants doll.
