attn Myelo, all Utenn and Bama fans

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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in
Alabama when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed
Rottwieler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and
shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
 

A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to
write the story and says, " I'll title it - "Young Bama Fan Saves
Friend From Vicious Animal"

 "But I'm not a Bama fan", the little hero replies.
 
"Sorry, since we're in Alabama, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts to write again.
 
The reporter asks the little boy, "How does - "Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" sound?"
 
"I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says.
 
"Oh, I thought everyone in Alabama was either for the Tide or the Tigers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"Oh, I'm just visiting my cousin. I'm a Tennessee Vols fan," said the boy.

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[myelo]

I like it.

A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes."

The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alabama fan!"

The man says proudly, "How could you tell? Was it the color scheme?"

The clerk says "No, this is a hardware store."

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good one