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Offline DingHao2

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« on: October 10, 2002, 05:32:06 PM »
Newbies, here is what not to ask:

COMMON WHINES:


"My plane's too slow."
INCORRECT ANSWER: "How fast is it?"
CORRECT ANSWER: "You are just a bad pilot."


"His plane can shoot better than mine."
INCORRECT ANSWER: "How did he beat you?"
CORRECT ANSWER: "Your finger belongs on the trigger, not in your butt."


(feel free to add on)

Offline MrLars

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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2002, 05:53:23 PM »
This cabernet is too fruity!

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2002, 09:50:13 PM »
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Originally posted by MrLars
This cabernet is too fruity!


There ya go with the gay jokes again lars.....


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Offline Catching Spies

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2002, 09:55:59 PM »
How about: If your new disregard the DingHao2's post becuase the s/he is a jerk....

Offline JB73

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2002, 11:40:51 PM »
MrLars aint makin a joke... :eek:

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