Newbies, here is what not to ask:
COMMON WHINES:
"My plane's too slow."
INCORRECT ANSWER: "How fast is it?"
CORRECT ANSWER: "You are just a bad pilot."
"His plane can shoot better than mine."
INCORRECT ANSWER: "How did he beat you?"
CORRECT ANSWER: "Your finger belongs on the trigger, not in your butt."
(feel free to add on)