lighten the mood
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the
driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"
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Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"
"Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have
one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.
Ummmmm...five?"
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An Alabamian came home and found his
house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and
shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated
movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and
you pick her up there?"
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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
Documentaries
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teethbrush.
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets
$3 a year for a million years.
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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets
divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida
have in common?
No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a
trailer.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the
person at the front desk says, "Go ahead
