Subj: Horaldo Show 3/5
Date: 96-09-30 21:18:49 edt
From: Pkj99
Posted on: America Online
Ho: Ok, we're back. Dr. Rizho, please tell us about your book.
Riz: Whoa, you're really pushin it there, peat moss. Tell ya what,here's
the deal. Soon after the dweebs learned to fly they started to hear
crap like altitude and energy and speed and all that there whatnot... and
when they get their snots vulched right out of their heads a few times,
their brains there begin to develop and they learn not to takeoff straight
up into a capped field. So ya got your dweebs there and now they're
learning to lift from a rear field, get some altitude, and come in there with
the, like, advantage there. You follow?
Too bad. So here he comes now, he starts at the bottom from takeoff,
climbs up and gets some alt in the middle, he sees the fight ahead and
below, dives back to the bottom at the fight, and zoom climb extends
out there at the end there. Like a sine wave, right, chip beef?
Talk about asking for a beating! I mean jeez, he screams through the
furball, usually on an angle heading down, cooking off shots going
everyfrigginwhich way like a dam jiffy-pop... extends and pulls up,
then here the guy is at the end of his zoom, just coming over the top
and he's gonna run smack into some drooling enemas heading to the
fight he just buzzed... looking to give him a belly fulla lead right
between the eyes.
If that ain't enough, wallowing around blind in enema territory, he's
also got the furball between him and home... but he's dead before he
gets there, so that's good. Now here's where the fishhook part comes
in there, tuna roll.
Instead of cooking down through the furball and riding it out heading
out into enema-land, some advanced dweebs began to fly over the fight,
checking out the perimeter to see what else was coming along, matching
dots to counters or radar or that there whatnot... and then diving
down, getting speed and aiming to be level with the highest dots at 2k con
range, this time heading toward friendly territory.
So, from the top they fly over the fight, out into enema territory,
and then dive back down, level out and blow through the fight... the path
now like a fishhook.
Minor adjustments as they pass through the fight, smoke em if they
got em, and if not, well then cheez-wiz they can climb extend with their
back covered in friendly territory, that's what.
That there funtime.cam starts as the dweeb is flying over the fight.
Hepicks out what's happening all around and makes his hook there, diving
through and recovering in friendly territory. That one small procedure
represents another rung on that there evolutionary chain ladder there.
Ho: Thank you Dr. Rizho. We're going to take a short break and when we come back we'll talk with Mr. Homebois about energy extraction.
