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Message 22 Fri Oct 04, 1991
A.DORMAN2 [Ghost Rider] at 22:06 EDT
I want a front row seat in the Grog vs Buck war! Paid top dollar to get it and I want it!
Ok, as for a DFA vs Muskies fight, your on. As I believe the DFA is the best
squad pilot for pilot, squad for squad then any other squad in this game, I
accept the challenge! Only problem is, getting all the DFA to come back and
fly as a squad again. Even though I have a full roster, not everyone flies. I
will have to send out mail to everyone and let them know about this.
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Message 32 Sat Oct 05, 1991
MSMILLER [DoKtOr GoNzO] at 15:55 EDT
Geez - I better change jobs so I can afford to be obnoxious again.
As for the "best ever squads," they would have to be the Spanish Inquisitionand the original Gunfighters. The SI was a hybrid of the 4Q and FC, the GF'sere an original formation. Almost all the "greats" came from these units. Forpure concentration and volume of firepower, nothing has come close to what hese squads had. This was as much due to the moment in history that these squads arose as anything else. The old JV-44 would run a close 3rd. After thatpoint, the rates went to $6/hr and nothing has been quite the same since. I still wonder what happened to Lufberry and Ajax and Parsifal and Bader and
Last Dance and Undead Fred and Pax and Shoestring and so many others who made
AW an amazing place to be at.
But I'm getting off track ...
Or not ...
Who knows? Who cares? In an ever-changing world where grown men ruin their
credit ratings for an addiction to a thing called Air Warrior, can The End
really be THAT far away? Hare Krishna ... Krishna Krishna ...
... hanging out at an airport near you ...
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Message 55 Sun Oct 06, 1991
R.STRAHAN [Mullah {NME}] at 16:16 EDT
(walks in, stuffin buck knoife in poocket, wipin hands on jenans)
Dweebaroo, where you eneven IN the dfa during it's pre-eminence? Don't
renmember seein ya Do Ok, I gueess if you Bz wanna sit, order, and swallow in
unison, that's alwriteight, but do ya have to play the keep laplayin the
jukebox songs in NUnumerical order?
By the time this DFA-Kinnightbreed duel happensactuallyh happens, it's gonna
look like p. 870. How about some Cz to a couple of C squads to buffer any
additoother advantages you gus ys are worried aobout.
Kite, you think it's crowded now? I jstust just passed two busloads of
aggressors on their way in.
Golly Fence, somebody slashed a tire on your stang. Looks like he had to dig
to get to it.
- mul
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Message 56 Sun Oct 06, 1991
MSMILLER [DoKtOr GoNzO] at 17:07 EDT
Gee - all these squads duelin and me left out. Awwwww. Well, I kill enough
InBreeds, Wusketeers, Gumbiters, and potatowalks on any given night to satisfy
my blood lust.
Am I being obnoxious enough yet, Grog?
Oh Fenciekins ... here have a nice, cool, blue sugar cube ...
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Message 68 Mon Oct 07, 1991
MSMILLER [DoKtOr GoNzO] at 01:22 EDT
You got it - we hang up there, waiting to spot some mindless, slobbering
dullard who isn't watching or is too busy shooting off his gaping, festering
cake-hole on channel 1. Then we swoop down at 500+ knots and kill the empty-headed dwark in one razor-quick swipe.
I had originally intended to post something about the Regres- ... uh ...
Aggressors. They showed incredible wisdom tonite. While A-land was battling against B-land at like 18:8 odds, these brain-trusts swing in to bomb A19 in P38s and F4Us. Brilliant, eh? But, of course, as badly outgunned as we was, the C's still ended up sucking drainage water.
Anyway, the INTERESTING thing tonite was that B-Man's crew moved to A-land. It certainly will be interesting
to see how (what's left of) the B's fare when they don't have massive
numerical superiority.
You SURE you don't want this blue sugar cube, Fenciekins? How 'bout an
Aspirin?
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Message 82 Mon Oct 07, 1991
PANGLOSS [Pat/+M+/1792] at 23:40 EDT
Ok, Ath members, here's a list of plans submitted by Ath AF pilots for
Saturday night. No more entries will be allowed at this time, as the deadline
has already passed. (You were warned!) The parentheses indictate the pilot
who submitted the plan.
1) "Paint the Fencer" (Buckaroo). Essentially a search-and-vandalize mission.
2) "Picket Fencer" (Anvil). Surround B-land with a wall of A's.
3) "Barbed Wire Fencer" (Sloth). Put A's in A-26's on the ground facing the
back end of each B runway at ten minutes 'till 9.
4) "Electric Fencer" (Assassin). Wait high above B-land in B-17's. When they
begin to appear on the runway, drop the bombs while they're still below 300
feet. (Hard up for "Fencer" puns, eh Asn? ;-)
...and last but not least...
5) "Fencer Du Jour" (DoK). No plans needed. Just fly high and kill low.
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Message 89 Tue Oct 08, 1991
MSMILLER [DoKtOr GoNzO] at 18:47 EDT
"Fencer du Jour"??? Sorry, that's WAY below my standards for savage verbal imagery. And don't ferget Lanciekins is still in B-land - we mustn't make him feel left out.
A fireplace is probably dangerous considering the gas fumes and loose ammo that give this place atmosphere.
Hey ... someone better go outside and see to Fencer. He's standing there next to his P-51 - kicking away at it - muttering to himself in a dark and throaty way - something about "no good useless backstabbing swine" - he may need a beer - or a good smack upside the head with an ammo case. Ah - Mullah isheading out to check on Fencer - that should do wonders.
I forgot about that Regressor Training Manual. The one that said "Hit * when the STALL light comes on to restart engine." Thrilling stuff. Almost gives you
hope - for Dan Quayle.
OiNk!
