Can You Imagine...

[Creamo]

I nominate myself as the AH jury foreman.

Borg is definitely a porn enthusiast clam-cam stalker in all regards, but considering the outrage and the Warbirds Con insanity over nothing, you gotta just dig him and put the jury out as innocent just because of him blowing off the situation and having fun while the other parties involved just ruined their con on that silly hag and her weak bellybutton squeak break down.

The defense (himself) never should have taken the stand here, and his alt tab chatroom Russian porn chat was damning, but it just didn’t matter. An un-sworn in witness sealed the jury. They laughed so hard it was a unanimous decision.

“That kimberly bimbo just barely escaped thanks to the chivalrous efforts of a few of pot bellied virtual heroes”

And it will go down in BBS history.

[Nash]

Aye... and so it is.

[Creamo]

Case dismissed.

(unless he could zip up a file worthy of the fdb's. Open it up for review, the no retrial law is of course in effect)

[Sikboy]

Wow, talk about too much drama. I think I would have gotten my bellybutton kicked if I were in Borgs position.  

-Sikboy

PS: Up the meds people.
Or:
More meds, less beer fellas

[Thrawn]

BAN HIM!!

Seriously Borg, I suggest you remove that link.

[Creamo]

I had no idea this got this funny.

The rest of the night was spent holding Kimberly and trying to calm her tears while Borg enjoyed himself at the banquet. Feeling very much locked in our cell we took a walk on the beach together, this was somewhat healing, the surf and sand managed to calm us down a bit.

editors note, you HOMO!

Later I found out Borg had posted his pictures up somewhere and was showing people in the con room his evidence of the latest thing to happen to “poor old Borg”. He was in there defending himself while we were stowed away, very nice.

This Borg guy is a FDB shoe in. This other poor bastard is "stowed away" in a room, and should have been doing upside down asian basket moves with the whiney hag.

The next morning we packed up, looking forward to leaving that place behind us. We went down to check out of our room and pay the bill. We were there at in the lobby in the process of this when over walks Borg just outside the doors (glass doors and walls, so we could see him). He’s there talking and laughing with his buddies in the breakfast area, and then he walks though the lobby to his car waiting outside.

A true bastard having fun, not holding himself or his handsomehunk girfriend freak? Oh my.

Kimberly is now devastated and shaking so as soon as we’re done paying, I get us out of there and tell Steve to meet us buy the car.

Shaking? Just bone the squeak already, or slap her.

You wouldn’t believe the relief when we finally walked into the safety of our own home later that day.

Ed Flanders would laugh at you.

Is WBIII all studmuffins with hideous squeak girlfriends?

[Wlfgng]

editors note, you HOMO!

Damn you creamo! just when I thought it'd be safe to drink my coffee!!!

(coffee burns the nose terribly)

[Borg]

Hey, CREAMO, take it easy .  This would have been funny if she had been some pushy squeak,  but I really believe that she had psyched-herself into this mindset, was upset by it,  and Soul and Daddy have made it much worse by totally buying into it.  

None of us can ever know what prior experiences may have contributed to her frame of mind, so let's not ridicule her.

As for Soul and Daddy, that's a whole different thing. Political Correctness, Over-Protectiveness, Egos run amock on a power-trip..............?  Your guess is as good as mine. Till then, I had never had a conversation with either of them, and your guess is as good as mine.

Regards, -borg-
Rogue Gryffons

[Sikboy]

Originally posted by Wlfgng

(coffee burns the nose terribly)

Are you going to be OK? Do you need to be held?

-Sikboy

[Animal]

You do not understand, Borg.

Its OK to make fun of her and her knight in blue, because it feels good to make fun of them, its all so over the top its hilarious. Its ridiculous and hard to believe. I have no idea how I would have reacted in your situation, I would have either laughed in their faces or go into Bad Motherdiddlyer mode and tell them to put their money were their mouth is (to later see them prance away and complain to the con organizers)

You did good in not letting these overdramatic tards ruin your fun. Way to go.

[Wlfgng]

Are you going to be OK? Do you need to be held?

no, you're confusing me with a WB con-goer

[Creamo]

You don't have to shout my name Borg. What’s funny to me is funny to me, and I never care what you or anyone thinks, especially some emotional hag or those squeak soothing tards Soul and Daddy think.

 Personally, I’d a walked away too, but what kinda purse fight would those two have put up if you’d just told them to piss up a rope and fuk off?. It’s exactly why I don’t attend cons.

[Curval]

Originally posted by Animal
I would have either laughed in their faces or go into Bad Motherdiddlyer mode and tell them to put their money were their mouth is (to later see them prance away and complain to the con organizers)

I gotta see the Bad Motherdiddlyer mode....I'm picturing you as Dim, chain whipping the poor guy while screaming and laughing.

[milnko]

I gotta agree with The Fat Drunk Bastards on this one. (aw toejam, I'm worried now)

It's a matter of perspective.

Retreat to your room (cell) hide out and admit defeat, or continue to particapate in the get together and not allowing another's actions to ruin your fun.

I'm not saying BORG did in fact snap pics of SOUL's girl, but if SOUL's perceived it that way, he shoulda had BORG delete the pics, then drop the affair.

Obviously his girlfriend wouldn't allow that to happen.

If anything I kinda pity SOUL, he's been proven P*SSYWHIPPED in front of all his peers.

[Wlfgng]

AMEN!