Can You Imagine...

[Rogue <RG>]

Greetings eveyone......

This is toooooo funny and I must add my .02:

Guess I'll have to watch my wife closer at the next con....

Maybe we can publish the Life and Times of UDIE at the AH Cons.

[Dinger]

Okay, now I've seen the threads from the start, and yeah they're funny.

Yeah, there were people overreacting from the start, going nuts and so on.
I take a ton of pictures myself, including lots of nasty candids (see attached shot), but geezus borg:

when you're playing with a camera, taking candids, mumble something to those people you're nearby, mentioning that fact.  That's your responsibility.
And, for god's sake, with your digital camera, you should know damn well how to turn off that stupid beeping noise.  You can hear the shutter go, and it's much quieter.
And wait till you're sober to delete pictures.  If you're doing in in situ, right after you take them, you need a bigger CF card.
Finally, make sure the focus confirmation light comes on.  And if you're shooting closeups Rude's thighs, turn on macro.

[Kieran]

To tell you the truth, Creamo's response was pretty much what occured to me, especially around the "calm the tears, walk by the surf" part, though I would never have admitted it. I wondered at the time why no one had taken that line and ran with it. It was so over the top and cliche', I am only surprised at the restraint shown until now.

[lazs2]

I know exactly how I would have handled the situation irf it were me being accused.   Act calm and agree a lot... just like you do with every other crazy person you meet.   if that doesn't work, try the "firm" voice whilst maintaining arms reach seperation...if they persist on following you around simply stomp the crap outta em, preferably, where no one can witness it.
lazs

[Kieran]

upside down asian basket moves

...gotta admit, I can't quite get the visual on this one.

[UserName]

That is one kick-arse site.

And that guy appears to have a checker board pattern shaved into his back. Very disturbing.

[-tronski-]

I can't beleive I read the whole thing.....

However there are the priceless gems:

The Con Committee I’m sure would rather see this episode swept under the rug, forgotten. I gave them a chance to make it public, to set things right, it doesn’t appear as if that’s going to happen, not by their hand. If they wont come out and say what happened, I will. I owe it to the other WB players who want to bring their wives or girlfriends next year to not let that happen.

or....

Interesting enough it was soul who realized the situation and took the girl to safety. She was traumatized and she is rarely around wbs anymore. In 2 years we may have had a total of 10 (maybe more/less) women attend the conventions. I know of at least 2 episodes (20%) where they were violated.

 and theres....

I cancelled my WBs account today so this game holds nothing for me now, I don't need a verdict or whatever. I know that this issue is no longer a secret, future con-goers can decide whether to bring their spouses now with full information. Whether they believe my story or yours doesn't matter to me, just as long as they know something happened and they don't blindly bring their spouse to the con unaware of the past.

and of course everyone's personal fav:

The rest of the night was spent holding Kimberly and trying to calm her tears while Borg enjoyed himself at the banquet

But I did manage to get some unpublished photo's of Daaaady, and Soul:



not really sure who's being violated here....

As for you Borg you pervey

I asked the expert on your aparent addiction:

You know I think I learn't something today...Dr Phil's Advice on Internet Porn

eg: You need to tell your partner that viewing pornography is absolutely, unequivocally unacceptable in your relationship.


 Tronsky

[Borg]

But, TRONSKI, I'm too cheap to pay for the porn, so I just chat with a few of my favorite lovelies in the free non-porn-arena.  Itz sort of like the Training-Arena    

So go ahead, take a look for yourself. I promise you won't go blind or grow hair on your palms.


Since my only serious partner at the moment is an African Grey parrot, she does not really mind, as long as I talk to her and feed her regularly........and would you believe ?.......My Romanian friend is teaching her some charming new phrases.  

[Animal]

Thats a beautiful parrot

[wulfie]

At no time was I ever at a restaurant called the Double Tree anywhere in the State of Texas.

I have never drunk alcohol with Drex - and certainly never at a WB con.

At no time did I ever, in a very drunken state, demonstrate to Eagl how easy it is to carry wounded pilots on your shoulders at a very rapid pace.

I have never met Robert Shaw in person, ever.

(takes hand off Bible)

Mike/wulfie

p.s. It's a very, very good thing these guys never were within 100 meters of 'JG 14' at any WB con.

p.p.s. A great WB con story - some great guy (whos name I forget) who was in a WB 'B-17 type squadron', said squadron having squared off vs. 'JG 14' in numerous historical events, leaves a bar 30-40 meters behind all his B-17 pals and 10 meters in front of 10 or so very drunk 'JG 14' (squadron name: The Jagermeisters) members. He pauses at our voices, stops, and looks at us...standing all alone outside the bar. Someone, Cuzn I think, immediately yells 'STRAGGLER!'. Old habits die hard I guess.

[Gryf]

Ok guys I have to claify something. I was not present during the incident in question. The person whom Fd-ski indicated was me was not me but a different Rogue Gryffon, Mdtest. In all candor I can certainly see how he thought that was me.

As for Soul, he's a pretty down to earth guy who I always thought was Hecka cool. I hear he's disappointed with me for believeing Borg, but I just can't reconsile the situation personally. I saw Borg take pictures low and high all week from the air museum to the lectures. I never saw him drop to his knee to snap a shot, but I saw him take a lot of Pics by holding the camera down low like they say he was doing in the lectures.

Wolfie I'm sure you and Doc Doom never took a ride with any Dallas area ladies of the night either

It did put a damper on some folks fun, but I know I had a blast. BTW if FD-Ski offer you Vodka at the con take him up on it. It's good stuff that won't give ya a hang over

Wow it's been a long time since I posted here. It was 1 year ago the 15th that I lost that Game Manager title

[Creamo]

I don’t think the case is a matter to do with believing what Borg did or did not do Gryf. Borg’s posts here are pretty clear. That last picture of the parrot and the Hungarian hag , is worthy of a stand-alone “Caption this Picture” post in itself as much as it damning the guy’s mindset. (Btw, certainly “Borg, stop freeloading all my time and get me a skylight in my cell before I look worse than your top flightsim junkies” comes to mind. Hell, she already sold her hair. Kick down some Western cash Borg you cheap freak!

Anyway, what’s important is Borg may be a porn junkie, (did the nekkid statue next to his big screen chat portal send out a hint?), but at what point would someone say something to him if he shot a pic of your girlfriends covered legs and a chair, and then just have a good time, or decide to just humiliate himself with all that popsiclewhipped rebuttal nonsense instead?

The subsequent insanity is comedy gold, and I thank WBS for that. But it was so unnecessary, and tronski’s addition to the gold, with the dynamic duo image, will forever be those 2 tards moniker  of sorts.

Why woukd they do that? Dunno, but thanks again.

edit- and Kerian, you never stayed at a Sybaris Pool suite in Chicago. They are windowless, phoneless cottage type suites with big screens, huge waterbeds, some have pools with fountains, steam rooms, etc...they give you big robes, and you are just removed from everything for 24 hours. There is a hook on the ceiling, and a "basket" in the closet that fits it. How "inverted" it gets, is up to you and the wife. Do the math!

[Nash]

Yes!

[wulfie]

Originally posted by Gryf
Wow it's been a long time since I posted here. It was 1 year ago the 15th that I lost that Game Manager title [/B]

Yep and you still haven't sent me a resume to pass on to anyone. I hope all is well.

Mike/wulfie

[moose]

Originally posted by Gryf
BTW if FD-Ski offer you Vodka at the con take him up on it. It's good stuff that won't give ya a hang over

amen to that