Wouldn't it be fun if someone like that existed? A virtual callsign you could tune to, and ask questions?
That would open many possibilities for getting information easier than from the strat menu, and it also could answer easy howto questions.
A45 FUEL
At a45 75% is available.
A38 weather
A38 is clouded, cloud level is 8k.
radar sector 7.5
enemy aircraft: 0k-5k: 2, 5k-10k: 1, 10k-20k: 0, 20k+: 0
friendly aircraft: 0k-5k: 1, 5k-10k: 0, 10k-20k: 0, 20k+: 1
locate ccvi
ccvi is in 109g10 at 6.4, 8k, heading 030
a42 status
within 5 miles there are 6 enemy aircraft, 2 friendly aircraft, 3 enemy ground vehicles and 1 friendly ground vehicle
HOW do i LOWER my GEAR?
Press g to raise or lower the gear. You have to be slower than 200 knots to lower it.