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Offline marauder

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« on: October 24, 2002, 12:40:16 AM »
How does one get the job of the woman on the left?

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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2002, 04:06:07 AM »
Believe it or not they go to school for that. They're called stylists. When you spend 10 grand on a photo shoot and you don't have one of those around, you might as well kiss that money, and your shoot, goodbye.

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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2002, 08:35:00 AM »
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Believe it or not they go to school for that. They're called stylists. When you spend 10 grand on a photo shoot and you don't have one of those around, you might as well kiss that money, and your shoot, goodbye.


Yep, and they do more than just the bikini - but maybe you could list that as your specialty :)

I was in a Fine Arts photo class and helped do a shoot as part of a class project.  My job was lifting the poles out of the van, holding the screens at just the right angle, but no bikini adjusting :(

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2002, 08:50:45 AM »
Looking at that picture reminds me of a commercial slogan "Fall into the GAAAAP!":D
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2002, 09:00:23 AM »
they should spent some of that 10 grand at the nearest McDonald's and fatten that model up slightly
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2002, 09:22:06 AM »
didn't you guys watch the making of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos back in the 1980s and ealy 90's?  That's Julie Campbell, the editor/director lady, picking at that model's butt.   It looks like Elle MacPherson, btw.  Must be an older pic.
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2002, 10:02:28 AM »
Eagler, don't rush it.  The process auto-starts upon marriage in most cases.

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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2002, 12:59:40 PM »
To skinny.

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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2002, 04:45:19 PM »
I've heard that JLO has on her staff two guys whose job is to tease her nipples to be "just right" :)

I wonder how much is he paying?

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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2002, 04:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2002, 05:29:28 PM »
i like em lean an fast like a destroyer not tubby an slow like a liberty ship, sure a destroyer rides rough and you gotta hang on some times but they handle good and run really fast.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2002, 05:40:39 PM »
DANG!  That looks uncomfortable!  I wonder if they ever develop a rash?

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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2002, 06:15:58 PM »
warning: yonkis.com is a porn site -_-

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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2002, 08:54:36 PM »
It's not exactly a porn site... It's more like a compilation of fun or curious stuff of a lot of sites (things like realultimatepower.net, the bambi-thru-a-windshield pics, etc). Well, at least it did started as this, but it's true that over the last months it turned to be a more adult-orientated site, while still maintaining a "fun" point of view.

To be fair, just after reading your "yonkis.com is a porn site" I opened the web... and realized that it really looks like a porn site! Even more for someone who doesn't speak spanish and can't see the humorous (sp?) orientation of the texts, or doesn't know the history of the site. I still see it as a fun web :)  and close my eyes when a pic or a video is too explicit (yeah, sure... :cool: )

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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2002, 10:42:33 PM »
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didn't you guys watch the making of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos back in the 1980s and ealy 90's?  That's Julie Campbell, the editor/director lady, picking at that model's butt.   It looks like Elle MacPherson, btw.  Must be an older pic.

Don't think the pic is all that old, but not sure... though I do know thats not Elle; its Stephanie Seymour  (Seymour butt?:p )
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