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Offline MrBill

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« on: October 29, 2002, 10:47:34 AM »
1) The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2) The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3) The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4.) The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5) The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6) The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
7) THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. This may explain why women are taking over
the
corporate world!
We do not stop playing because we grow old
We grow old because we stop playing

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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2002, 10:50:46 AM »
lol

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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2002, 10:55:08 AM »
lol
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Offline JoeDirt

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2002, 12:24:08 PM »
WHERS HOCKEY???:confused: :mad:

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2002, 12:26:27 PM »
Since it is so big in Canada does that mean Hockey fans have small frozen balls?


Or puck shaped ones? Aye.

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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2002, 12:27:37 PM »
Hockey players don't have balls.

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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2002, 12:30:00 PM »
Fishermen don't need balls we have 7' rods :D

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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2002, 12:35:15 PM »
Heard on the radio last year...

Golphers have the lowest average IQ in sports.

Bowlers have the highest average IQ in sports.

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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2002, 12:35:29 PM »
So I guess the guy that was 3rd from the left in the pic of the UK Con was either Urban Poor or a Maintenance Level worker.  He had a decent pair on him.:D

Can we get a confirmation of this?
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2002, 12:45:31 PM »
Udie it's time to migrate to a different form of the sport...

fly fishermen have 9' rods :)

and hockey players have the biggest sticks :eek:

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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2002, 12:56:13 PM »
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
Heard on the radio last year...

Golphers have the lowest average IQ in sports.

Bowlers have the highest average IQ in sports.

AKDejaVu




 It's my guess that you play Golph :D

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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2002, 12:57:19 PM »
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Udie it's time to migrate to a different form of the sport...
fly fishermen have 9' rods :)




 yeah but they're too limp :eek:

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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2002, 12:59:51 PM »
and of course everyone else plays AH (and many of them stick to planes with the big GUNS)

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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2002, 01:02:20 PM »
I'm a volleyball player.  The ball's not quite as big as a basketball, but pretty close.  And women like to play with them. :cool:

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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2002, 01:02:27 PM »
LOL what about our AH sticks!

Mine is HUGE!! A cougar! lol course I havnt really programed it, Ra RO....