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Christmas Future
Well, it's the coming of Christmas and I feel it's my duty to tell you a little Christmas story. This is a slightly unusual Christmas story because this happened on Christmas eve somewhere in the future on the edge of a huge Death Star.
And there stood at the edge of the huge Death Star Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. And they were fighting with their light sabers and they were at it for weeks on end, going (imitates sound of laser blades). At the end of the first week Darth Vader turned to Luke Skywalker and he said: "Luke. Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." (Imitates sound of laser blades again).
They carried on for another week, until they were right on the edge of the endless ravine (sound of laser blades): "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas." (sound of laser blades).
At the end of the third week Luke said: "All right. All right, Darth Vader. How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas?"
He said: "Luke, I have felt your presence."
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