H.A.W.K.L.O.R.E.: Hydraulic Artificial Worker Keen on Logical Observation and Rational Exploration
O_O stange... i am verey logical observationist and a rational explorer and boy do i have hyrdrolics;)

[Edit] LOL!
D.A.D.D.Y.: Digital Android Designed for Destruction and Yardwork
M.O.M.M.Y.: Machine Optimized for Mathematics and Mandatory Yardwork