Author Topic: WHAAA!!!! HTC, I’m Fed-Up with the Kill-Crasher Code!!! (Read 863 times)

eskimo2 · « **on:** November 03, 2002, 05:15:28 PM »

HTC, being punished for crashing into things like hills, mountains, the ground, and ships HAS GOT TO STOP!!! AARRRR!!!!

(I'm SOOO very mad!) OK, so there I was, fighting about 25 guys all by myself in my LA-7 and this flaming P-38 hulk goes spinning by me (OK, maybe there was one other friendly around who may have pinged him.). Anyway, I decide to pump a few more rounds into him, just to put him out of his misery. The thing is, he was going straight down, and he continued going straight down into the ground like an idiot. He was really hard to hit because he was floppin all over (dang stick-stirring cheater!). Well, I'm tryin to land some hits on him, see, and after he crashed into the ground I tried to pull up, but my stupid plane wouldn't do it! IT JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND TOO!!! AND THEN I DIED!!!

Like it's MY fault that I crashed, sheesh, I was just following the other guy (I was only doing 560 MPH!). Anyway, I shouldn't die in that situation. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR AND I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY!!! And to top it off, my K/D went from 0.03 to 0.02.

That's just not fair! (I almost NEVER look at my score though, I just happened to look just then.) Then there was this other time… I took off in my first 262, there I am at about 200' and 120 MPH, I engage Auto-Pilot Climb-on-Speed, and the dang thing dives right into the ground. Well, you guessed it, THE STUPID GROUND KILLED ME AND COST ME 200 PERK POINTS!!!

It took me 2 years to earn those 200 points. HTC, the way you've got the Auto-Pilot and ground coding mixed up IS NOT FAIR!!! (HTC, you OWE me 200 points and a new dog!!!{see, I beat the %&#@* out of my dog after I lost the 262 and then he ran away}) IT WASN'T MY FAULT! ARRRRR!!!! Then there was the time that I set my LA-7 on Auto-Pilot to go get a beer. Well about 15 minutes later, as I walked into the room, I saw my LA-7 heading RIGHT FOR A MOUNTAIN. It crashed before I could get to my computer AND I SPILLED MY BEER!

(HTC, you OWE me a beer!!!) Once again, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! The stupid mountain wasn't there when I set my plane on Auto-Pilot! Like I could do something about THAT!!! Then there was the time that I was diving on this goon, see, I'm going almost straight down and I lit him up from nose to tail, see, and then guess what happened? You guessed it! I HIT THE STUPID GROUND, AND ONCE AGAIN, IT KILLED ME!!! ARRRR!!!! It's not my fault that he was only flying at 50'! How the heck was I supposed to know how high he was? It's not like I could see HIS altimeter!!! Where was my plane supposed to go after I dove past him? Huh? You tell me HTC!!! What would YOU do in that situation? A month after the 262 incident, I'd saved up 8 perk points and decided to spend them on a C-hog. I take off from a CV fully loaded, it drops off the deck and I level out at about 15'. Then, what cuts right in front of me? The stupid cruiser! Well, I couldn't avoid the cruiser since it suddenly cut me off, and guess what happened when I hit it? I DIED! I HIT A FRIENLY SHIP AND IT KILLED ME!!! How stupid!! I'M TELLING YOU, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

We should be able to fly through friendly ships, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CUT US OFF!!! ARRRR!!!!

HTC, I should be able to fly through the ground and stuff, AND YOU OWE ME: 208 perk points, a beer, a new dog, and you need to fix my K/D so that's its back up to 0.03 (Or I'm going to get really mad and cry!!!).

Bodhi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:22:38 PM »

Hehe, that about hits the nail right on the head!!!

Good One Eskimo

Puck · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:30:44 PM »

Oh, the red letters and size were nice, but according to the rules you're disqualified. You have to be serious to get a score.

Sorry.

Fancy · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:33:47 PM »

Oh, he's serious. 5/5. Good show old man.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:38:20 PM »

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Originally posted by Fancy
Oh, he's serious. 5/5. Good show old man.

You'd better believe I'm this stupid!

eskimo

Fancy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:39:00 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2

You'd better believe I'm this stupid!

eskimo

Never a doubt in my mind.

Mitsu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2002, 05:58:25 PM »

Fly C-Hog.

Sever · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2002, 07:13:37 PM »

OH MY GOD........
ROFLMAO....that gotta be the best whine I've ever heard

~~to you Eskimo~~

Midnight · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2002, 07:28:43 PM »

LMAO

I would have been ROFLMAO, but I can't fall out of my cockpit due to the high sides

Antaris · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2002, 11:47:07 PM »

What a CLASSIC!!

the cruiser story had me crying

- if only all whiners took the time and effort you did I'd read more of them

Cheers
Antaris

Slash27 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2002, 12:39:32 AM »

hehe:D

you should try the CT

ATC · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2002, 10:45:26 AM »

Ya got what you deserved.

ATC

vorticon · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2002, 01:25:49 PM »

thats pretty stupid to crash into a hill mountain ground or sea especially when you 20k above the highest mountain around...when there diving into the ground leave em gain some alt and E and shoot down the next one dont simply follow em and think your elgay 7 wont have anyproblems with compression...

you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault

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IT JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND TOO!!! AND THEN I DIED!!! Like it's MY fault that I crashed, sheesh, I was just following the other guy (I was only doing 560 MPH!). Anyway, I shouldn't die in that situation

err are you a retard

1 genera;lly people die when they hit the ground at 560mph
2. yes you should die in that sit because you couldent pull up and you HIT THE GROUND AT 560
3. yes it is your fault you crashed you didnt keep and eye on your speed and you dived after a sure kill

maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard

Drunky · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2002, 01:29:25 PM »

I can't believe you people fell for this fishing trip. A lot of self-rightous people look very, very silly with a hook in their mouth

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Don't read this....I thought I told you to not read this but you did anyway
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Excellent eskimo m8

SlapShot · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2002, 01:32:59 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
thats pretty stupid to crash into a hill mountain ground or sea especially when you 20k above the highest mountain around...when there diving into the ground leave em gain some alt and E and shoot down the next one dont simply follow em and think your elgay 7 wont have anyproblems with compression...

you deserved it yah moron shoot till they cant survive if they tried and fly away. dont dive from 20k with engine ON and think your not gonna get to much speed and die. dont whine about it in big red letters on the MB when its your own damn fault

err are you a retard

1 genera;lly people die when they hit the ground at 560mph
2. yes you should die in that sit because you couldent pull up and you HIT THE GROUND AT 560
3. yes it is your fault you crashed you didnt keep and eye on your speed and you dived after a sure kill

maybe you should kill this thread of (if your smart enough) before you get a rep for being a retard

HOLY CRAP !!! Eskimo .. YA GOT ONE !!!

Didn't think it would be possible ... but this BB never ceases to amaze me.

Vort ... Its gonna take more than a vise-grip to get the hook out !!!