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Offline funkedup

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2002, 03:03:04 PM »
Kurt Tank is a famous homosexual of the 1940s.
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Offline Nilsen

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2002, 03:15:14 PM »
Kurt Tank is the second best AC designer AFTER Alexander Kartveli
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Offline Mathman

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2002, 04:31:01 PM »
Kurt Tank is a shim.  Pure and simple.  That's why the LW folks get their leather crotchless panties and chaps in a bunch.  They don't know how to react to the fact that their hero is a tranny.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2002, 04:41:28 PM »
Kurt Tank wuz Willie Messerchmidts butt-monkey.

Also known for inventing:

kneepads with wheels
shaved gerbil anal insertion
shaved gerbil rescue squads
nuclear powered accujacks
Al Gore
Cindy Lauper
cloing of live sheep vaginas less the resta the sheep
New Zealand
TA-152
Blacklight Zig-Zag cards
Zod's sex wax
leather testicle spreaders
the wet vac
retractable nose hair
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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2002, 04:51:25 PM »
Hangtime you forgot Kurt Tank's own Patented Heated Leather Undies,avoid the shrinkage  from high altitude flying and the unreliability of other brands. Don't Let Willy touch your willy only trust Kurt Tank's heated Leather undies. ORDER NOW!!!
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2002, 04:58:58 PM »
No I didn't.... I heard that the pair Fish got don't work.
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« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2002, 05:05:38 PM »
He got a cheap immitation from North American that's why :D
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Offline Ack-Ack

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Here's a picture of Kurt Tank
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2002, 05:17:56 PM »
Here's a picture of Kurt Tank.







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Offline Shane

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2002, 05:34:12 PM »
here's kurt tank in action.
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Re: Here's a picture of Kurt Tank
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2002, 06:09:04 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Here's a picture of Kurt Tank.







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RMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i seen this before in another post and should have guessed that it'd show up posted by 1 of u lamer RUNSTANG/PB&J  pilots :D:D:D

btw ack.. didn' i see a post from you about trying out the "alternative lifestyle piloting" of an LW plane?

OOPS checked the BBS and it was batdog.... he just mentioned you LOL
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Offline Kanth

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2002, 06:33:00 PM »
great Gloves,

now you get to clean up the feces that they are all throwing at each other.
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Offline poopster

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Who is Kurt Tank?
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2002, 07:53:58 PM »
A photo of him during his illfated entertainment career..



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Offline Vermillion

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« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2002, 08:49:45 PM »
Kurt Tank invented the leather G-String and Boostiee

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