Author Topic: For our southern friends... (Read 281 times)

Mister Fork · « **on:** November 13, 2002, 05:58:22 PM »

Ok, I admit, the language is a bit strong, but it sure is funny...

(DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!) If the word is too strong, please delete.

NUKE · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2002, 06:09:09 PM »

Let's pretend we are in prison and see who's the B*tch

Reschke · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2002, 06:39:55 PM »

But all you Canadians hate to admit that somewhere near 80% of your population crowds the borders trying to be US Citizens. Hell most of you practically live in our northern states you just don't have a river to cross like the Mexicans to our south.

H. Godwineson · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2002, 08:50:14 AM »

This means that Northerners aren't really Northerners. They are actually South of Canada.

Wonder how come they gots no accent?

Regards, Shuckins

Thrawn · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2002, 09:47:42 AM »

Wierdest thing Shuckins. My wife and I went to visit some friends in Ithaca last year. They talked about how they liked going "Up north" to Ottawa from time to time.

I couldn't help but think, "WTF, Ottawa isn't north, like, Hudson's Bay is north.".

Wlfgng · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2002, 10:05:13 AM »

don't make us come up and take some of that away.

johnathanh18 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2002, 11:41:14 AM »

Bigger isnt always better

ComradII

Wlfgng · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:09:10 PM »

looks to me like the 'squeak' is stuck between ... just an observation

Nash · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:47:28 PM »

That's quite true... Looking at the map above, if you drew a horizontal line across Canada about half an inch north of where the border is... well there aint a whole lot happening above it except oil fields, elk and ice.

easymo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2002, 12:58:18 PM »

Didn't the dumb bastards sell us Alaska, for like a dollar nighty eight? Or something like that.

Kanth · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2002, 02:08:59 PM »

turn your lights on next time they are taking a picture!

H. Godwineson · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2002, 02:10:45 PM »

easymo,

We didn't by Alaska from the "dumb Canucks." We bought it from the "dumb Russkies."

Shuckins

Nash · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2002, 02:14:58 PM »

What Godwineson said, handsomehunk.

easymo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2002, 02:41:13 PM »

Who else would I be talking about. I was referring to location. Are there other dumb ass's up there, somewhere.

I know that Seward,s Folly has been kept a huge secret. But, I caught wind of it about 50 years ago.

firbal · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2002, 07:51:19 PM »

Now that is funny. Who know that I was a souther the whole time I was living in Seattle.