Author Topic: I've found a strong runner for pastey skin award (Read 299 times)

hblair · « **on:** November 15, 2002, 10:28:40 AM »

A few nights ago I was flying around in the MA looking for a kill. It was a pretty intense furball. I got into an HO merge situation with a (I think) typhoon. I don't think I even pulled the trigger but I lost a wing and went down. Some guy named "bkhawk" got the kill. Then he came on channel 1 and ragged me, told me I sucked or something. Out of interest I checked his stats, this dude needs a job! Over 140 hours so far this tour! More than 10 hours a day! Almost a thousand fighter sorties! I hope this guy is unemployed.

Anybody else got any nominees? I think I've got you all beat.

Creamo · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2002, 10:32:11 AM »

This month? As in it's the 15th?

Wotan · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2002, 10:53:08 AM »

He spends most of his online time telling the rest of us how bad we suck.

290 for a month.......is that a record??? Theres been in high 200's before.......

Puck · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2002, 10:59:07 AM »

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Originally posted by Wotan
He spends most of his online time telling the rest of us how bad we suck.

...and from looking at his score he's an expert at suckage, so he should know...

Wlfgng · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:02:07 AM »

lol, he takes the cake.

I heard his ranting on the CH1 the other day and almost blew my cookies laughing.

this, I think, says it all :

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he's an expert at suckage

nice

hblair · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:03:22 AM »

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Originally posted by Puck
...and from looking at his score he's an expert at suckage, so he should know...

I don't know man, this dude is hot...

Creamo · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:04:37 AM »

Damn, he's only ranked 8 better than me in fighter stats, course Im undefeated.

And how do you spend 6 hours in a boat?! WTG Captain bkStubing!

Wlfgng · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:05:47 AM »

yeah vs. your sucky hit percentage of 14.4%! lol

Drano · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:13:37 AM »

You think his flying sucks you should hear him butcher song lyrics on squad channel.

He's just another of your friendly neighborhood ball busters. We've all had our moments.

Drano

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2002, 11:19:27 AM »

lol
reminds me of Milenko uh.. 'singing' while flying high

dtango · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2002, 01:36:42 PM »

Man the fella was ragging all over the AK's the other night about being rammed. Common refrain? He just went on and on.

Tango, XO
412th FS Braunco Mustangs

guttboy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2002, 01:56:31 PM »

That was my entertainment for the day!

THanks for showing CAPT SUCKAGE!

straffo · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2002, 02:44:00 PM »

look up "crashboy" stat for tour 33 34

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2002, 02:58:38 PM »

You'd think with that many hours he'd have more kills.

ack-ack

Airscrew · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2002, 04:36:26 PM »

Hot?? Maybe while his plane is going down.

Airscrew has 1 kill and has been killed 0 times against bkhawk

I think when I ran up against him he was in a typhoon, and I pretty much suck, my middle name is Hoover.

I let a niki shoot me down in my D9 last night, I just logged off, too embarassing