Author Topic: Immediate Assistance (Read 269 times)

aknimitz · « **on:** November 13, 2001, 12:48:00 AM »

Ok, I have figured out the solution to the problem. Here goes, bare with me.

Problem: $200K of student loan debt (most of which is my wife's).

Solution: Ok, I hear there are 2000 players in AH. I need each and every one of you to please send $100 (cash, check or credit card) to the AKNimitz/AKSly relief fund, address to follow. This will relieve a great deal of stress, and allow me to stay unemployed and play Aces High all day.

Now, I am going to ask some of you to dig deeper. $100 is great, but $200 is better. Why? Because there are some pilots,

who will not send their share. Take Mathman for example, well, he's out. Then there are the Assassins - they're out. Hell, thats 20 ppl at least right there.

So come on folks, dig deep, your hospitality will be greatly appreciated. Free legal advice to all those wonderful people who donate.

Send all monies to:

AKNimitz/AKSly Relief Fund
208 South Veitch Street
Arlington, VA 22204

Please, no coinage. Cash, checks and credit card numbers only. Payment plans can be arranged. We appreciate your support.

Nim

[ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: aknimitz ]

newguy · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2001, 01:10:00 AM »

hehe, guess I dont have to send $$$!

newguy
ASSASSINS

Mathman · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2001, 01:20:00 AM »

Cool, I don't have to worry about the spam email then.

Thanks Nim!!!!!!

<S>

Serapis · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2001, 08:16:00 AM »

Sure I'll send you the cash, but an hour's legal advice for each $25 is only fair

Charon

Ghosth · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2001, 08:20:00 AM »

OK but in return I'm going to expect free legal advice for the next 5 years.

Start by drawing up a brief explaining why my wifes ex should continue to pay child support until my Step Daughter graduates from high school.

When I get the brief, check will be in the mail.

Also we'll need to sit down in RW some night so you can draw up wills for us.

R4M · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2001, 08:24:00 AM »

Nimitz I have a faster solution for you:

divorce

Wanker · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2001, 08:36:00 AM »

Two words- Double Indemnity.

Eaglecz · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2001, 08:45:00 AM »

wow how did you make so big loan???

Dago · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2001, 09:43:00 AM »

Oh heck, a lawyer can make that much easy with the first successful Ambulance chase.

dago

moose · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2001, 11:30:00 AM »

sweet! no responsibility!