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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2002, 10:44:16 AM »
shouldn't this have been in the other thread when i asked if england had anything that was better than America?

I have a checking account and have never had the least bit of trouble with it.   they don't charge me for it and they have the records for me instantly.  debit cards, online banking etc.  can't think of anything that I need from a bank that they don't give me plus...

several banks in the U.S. will give you a brand new Weatherby magnum rifle in your choice of caliber if you put enough money in a CD.   I bet there is no bank in england that gives out Weatherby's.
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2002, 10:54:39 AM »
Cheap Vodka? Brett would have unknown BBS mental powers. His home play is truly tough.

Why cant he win in a dome for gads sake? I don't wanna have to make a "pride and poise" post after they lose 4 games like the Gayders.

This is the best thread rob ever. I gotta get my cookbook out and post some recipes.

Well screw it-

Ingredients        
        1/3 cup shortening
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 1/2 cups dark molasses
2/3 cup cold water
7 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground allspice
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon crushed cloves (optional)
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 egg yolks
10 drops food coloring
1/2 teaspoon water
3/4 cup raisins
      

 Directions        
1   Mix shortening, brown sugar, and molasses thoroughly. Stir in 2/3 cup water. Blend flour, soda, salt, and spices; stir into molasses mixture. Chill for about 1 hour.
2   Roll the dough about 1/4 inch thick. Cut with boy and girl cookie cutters.
3   Make egg yolk paint by blending egg yolks and 1/2 teaspoon water. Divide the yolk among a few small bowls, and add food coloring to each cup for desired color. Paint the clothes and decorations on the cookies as desired. Carefully transfer to a lightly greased baking sheet. Using a toothpick, make a hole in the top of each cookie. Press raisins into dough for eyes, nose, mouth. Use bits of candied cherries for coat buttons, and strips of citron for ties.
4   Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 to 12 minutes. Cool slightly, then carefully remove from baking sheet.

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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2002, 10:54:39 AM »
I have not written a check in 10 years.  

In 25 years of banking I've never had checks mailed back to me.

I have $3000 overdraft coverage on my checking account that I can dip into at any time.

I can get money at any bank in the U.S. or Europe and virtually every place else using a neat little invention called the A.T.M.

All this comes at the cost of adding 1/16th of an inch of thickness to my wallet.

I find the use of the term "check" and "modern" in the same thread to be quite amuzing.

But most importantly, I was wondering if the thought of Creamo eating sloppy joes and watching football in his underwear gave anyone else a chubby?

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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2002, 10:57:32 AM »
NBC cut away from the final minutes of a New York Jets-Oakland Raiders game to begin a TV special, "Heidi," on schedule. The Raiders came from behind to beat the Jets 43-32.

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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2002, 11:17:20 AM »
Yep - the only checks (or cheques) i have to write are to the cleaning lady, and the taxman.

Hope the Green Bay Packers will win - would you believe I even have a GBP woolly hat.

Cya folks - back Friday.

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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2002, 11:18:15 AM »
Creamo that looks delicious, but if you want a wonderiffic baking experience to last through all of the Sunday games and even into Monday, I suggest going with a gingerbread house.


Ingredients:
     
3/4 cup butter
7/8 cup packed light brown sugar
1 teaspoon lemon zest
1 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 cup molasses
2 eggs
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 tablespoon ground ginger
2 teaspoons ground allspice
   
6 egg whites
4 (16 ounce) packages confectioners' sugar, sifted
 

 Directions    
 
1 First cut out in thin cardboard: a side wall, 4 1/2 x 8 inches; an end wall, 4 1/2x5 inches; a triangular gable, 4 1/2x3x3 inches; and a roof rectangle, 4 1/2x9 inches. Tape the rectangular end wall piece to the triangular gable piece: match the long side of the triangle, 4 1/2 inches, to one of the 4 1/2 inch sides of the end wall.

2 In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Stir in lemon zest, lemon juice, and molasses. Gradually beat in 2 eggs. Sift the flour, baking powder, and spices together; stir into creamed mixture. Wrap dough in parchment paper, and refrigerate for 1 hour.

3 Turn out dough onto a lightly floured surface. Divide into 6 portions, 2 slightly larger than the others. On a lightly floured surface, roll out the 4 smaller pieces to approximately the size of the side wall and the end wall with gable templates; cut out two of each. Roll out remaining dough, and cut into two rectangular roof pieces. Transfer gingerbread onto greased baking trays.

4 In a preheated 375 degree F (190 degrees C) oven, bake gingerbread for 10 minutes, or until crisp. When removing from the oven, leave the gingerbread on the baking trays for a few minutes to set, then transfer to wire racks. Leave out overnight to harden.

5 In a large bowl, lightly whisk 2 egg whites. Gradually beat in approximately 5 cups confectioners' sugar. The icing should be smooth and stand in firm peaks. Spread or pipe a 9 inch line of icing onto a cake board, and press in one of the side walls so that it sticks firmly and stands upright. If necessary, spread or pipe a little extra icing along either side to help support it. Take an end wall and ice both the side edges. Spread or pipe a line of icing on the board at a right angle to the first wall, and press the end wall into position. Repeat this process with the other two walls until they are all in position. Leave the walls to harden together for at least two hours before putting on the roof. Spread or pipe a thick layer of icing on top of all the walls, and fix the roof pieces in position; the roof should overlap the walls to make the eaves. Pipe or spread a little icing along the crest of the roof to hold the two pieces firmly together. Leave overnight to set firmly.

6 When ready to decorate, make the remaining icing. In a large bowl, lightly whisk 4 egg whites, and mix in remaining confectioners' sugar as before. Use this to make snow on the roof, and to stick various candies for decoration. Finish with a fine dusting of sifted confectioners' sugar.

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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2002, 11:20:56 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2002, 11:21:01 AM »
PS - I tried to preorder Fattikop from Amazon over the phone, but the lady just kept asking what the hell I was talking about, and threatening to report me.

« Last Edit: November 17, 2002, 11:32:44 AM by Fatty »

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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2002, 11:37:38 AM »
A wonderiffic baking experience to last through all of the Sunday games and even into Monday? Of course...You bet!

As long as the bankers can discuss stuff, thats terrific fatty. Don't intrude though.


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« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2002, 11:51:23 AM »
Btw, not to get off the banking topic, do you have a recipe for chops?

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« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2002, 12:03:52 PM »
Ingredients:
     
1/2 cup soy sauce
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
2 teaspoons honey
2 teaspoons garlic powder
4 pork chops
 

Directions    
 
1 In a shallow dish, combine the soy sauce, vinegar, honey and garlic powder. Place chops in dish, and turn to coat. Cover, and marinate for 2 to 4 hours in the refrigerator.

2 Preheat grill to high heat, and lightly oil grate.

3 Cash a cheque for up to £50 with your cheque guarantee card.

4 Grill steaks 5 to 8 minutes per side, or to desired doneness.

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« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2002, 12:07:00 PM »
This BBS has got it all... A thread that begins with a complaint of the US banking system... turns to football... recipes and a camel toe picture.
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« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2002, 12:50:43 PM »
Yeah and a 16yr old illegal minor camel toe.......Some of you guys are just sick.

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« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2002, 02:59:13 PM »
she's not a minor she just looks young. (mantra)

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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2002, 03:11:11 PM »
got any more pics of her?