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Offline Yeager

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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« on: June 07, 2000, 06:07:00 PM »
NEUTERS NEWSFLASH:

Attorney Gerbil Janet ElNinio, In an unprecedented move, has ordered the AcesHigh Squadron known as JG2 to be broken up into two smaller squadrons as a result of anti-trust charges leveled by a cadre of smaller, jealous and less capable squadrons and a F4U-1C Political Action Commitee.

In this AG order, JG2 will be split into one C-47 troop ferrying squadron to be known as JG1.0 and another squadron to be known as JG1.5 which will be responsible for anti-aircraft defense at rearmost V-Fields driving M16 halftracked vehicles without the advantage of spawn points.

JG2 is expected to appeal on grounds that its good for competition in AcesHigh that  JG2 be allowed to remain a single squadron.

Previously, JG2 had agreed to stop flying for 1.5 hours a day but this was rejected by the attorney gerbil as insufficient on the grounds that less JG2 is still insufficient.

Recent developments:  Industry rumor has it that if JG2 loses the appeal, the entire squadron will move to Argentina.

 
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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2000, 06:20:00 PM »
ROFL!

"...but this was rejected by the attorney gerbil as insufficient on the grounds that less JG2 is still insufficient."

Heh.
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Offline Hangtime

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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2000, 06:24:00 PM »
BWAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!

NEUTERS: 'A compromise counter offer was made late today; the four JG/2 pilots that actually fly Luftwaffle fighter A/C today offered to fly F4U1c's from 6:00 to 6:45am eastern at some undisclosed to be agreeed upon future date.'

 
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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2000, 11:52:00 PM »
I am the F4U-1C Political Action Commitee, and I am pushing really hard for a F4U-4B with those big cannons of course. Next I want the F2G with even bigger cannons of course. Then mybe a P51 with four cannons.

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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2000, 01:15:00 AM »
II/JG2 had a Discussion about this last night...we decided to disband and call ourselves : THE MUPPER SHOW SQ

Bee : Kermit
Saw : Swedish chef (BORK BORK BORK)
Kirin : Animal
Tonto : BigBird (From Sesame Street...exeptionally)
Swager : Peggy
etc...

RAM is still looking for his alter Ego, it has to be known that he might be the 2nd case from Sesame Street called : Cookie monster

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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2000, 08:55:00 AM »
Ripsnort:Cookie monster!

Yeager, the best part of JG2 is no one is the captain since we're all skippers!  Makes for a nice environment of close knit (pun intended) group of virtual aviators.
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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2000, 10:15:00 AM »
You mean I have to date swager ? EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW  


[bee walks silently away, sighing looking up to the sky...] HANS, ich wolte est was grun[Hans gives him some green paint] SIGH.... SIGH....[bee walks to his beautiful camo 109 and starts painting it GREEN] SIGH...WOBBIT WOBBIT...


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Offline Swager

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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2000, 10:25:00 AM »
Give me a big schmoooooooch,  Big Boy!!


Hiiiiiiiiyyyy  Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

PS  Who in the hell are the four JG2 pilots that fly German A/C?  Front and Center  NOW!!  This cannot be tolerated!!

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NEUTERS NEWSFLASH: AH Squad to be broken up!
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2000, 11:54:00 AM »
 Leave it to Hangtime to muddy the waters on any issue.  We pilots, in JG2, that actualy fly LW iron would never get in an f4u-1c. A case can be made for the 1d, but never the 1c.  Hang, stop trying to cloud the issue with facts.   This friday JG will pursuade public opion in our favor and the all the pundants will for a short while at least be speachless.

 The Aces High community doesn't want JG broken up into smaller rotte formations. And the Aces High Community surely will not stand for their beloved JG2 squadron to be forced to fly a Nancy Boy plane. This decision will not stand.  We will be vendicated in the apeal!


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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2000, 04:35:00 PM »
LOL!

Hey.. it wouldn't be the same not having to wade thru all them Spits; p38's F4u's and P51's in JG/2 just to get at yer 190 Udie.  

The other night as a swarm of JG/2 was hangin round south of A5 somebody asked me who all the knits were.. when I replied it's JG/2 he then asked "Is it their squad night??"

My reply.. "Every night is JG/2 squad night."

I'll be by later to TP yer HQ again.   <S!>

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