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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: November 19, 2002, 08:59:29 AM »
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the players also allegedly wrote on the frosh's butt with a marker and "smacked him numerous times on the rear end," according to campus cops. Wide receiver Antonio Wilkerson, a 21-year-old Methodist senior, was also charged with sexually assaulting the freshman athlete with the Sharpie marker.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/methfootball1.html


"Rectum?!  Damn near killed him!" :)
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2002, 10:23:03 AM »
At least WIlkerson cooperated with police.  That'll look good at court.

Next up: the civil lawsuit by the victim for battery, sexual molestation using a foreign object, and pain and suffering.
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2002, 10:32:29 AM »
Big development day at Boeing, or you on your weekend bored DRip?
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2002, 10:52:17 AM »
Gives new meaning... Remove the probe (sharpie in this case) and step away from my arse!
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2002, 10:57:07 AM »
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2002, 10:59:29 AM »
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Originally posted by whgates3
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...


ROTFLOL!:cool:
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2002, 11:13:02 AM »
ROFLOL?..your so zany DRoopy.


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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2002, 11:23:18 AM »
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Which one is doing his own thing?
Which one just doesn't belong?


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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2002, 11:31:14 AM »
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Originally posted by whgates3
is that SMU?
i'd have though they'd be doing their homoerotic 'pranks' w/ a Mont Blanc...


Wrong group of Methodists.  SMU is in Texas.  These fine, upstanding, young Christian gentlemen are in the Carolinas.  They can't afford that high-end stationary ware.

I also noticed that all but 2 of the perps are defensive players. I always suspected that guys who played defense were thugs and miscreants.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2002, 12:20:21 PM »
Lance...I don't get it.  Are you suggesting that it was the white guy who was abused?

If so (and only if so) you should look at the report by the campus cop:  the white guy apprears to be a defendant and a participant.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2002, 12:40:46 PM »
I don't know what you guys are going on about.  They are obviously manly men, who sail the manly seas, in a manly way.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2002, 12:49:22 PM »
Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2002, 12:54:13 PM »
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Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.


LOL...okay good.  I actually thought the expression looked as if he HAD got the sharpie in his backside.
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2002, 02:24:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Lance
Heh, no, I know he is a defendant.

I just thought the picture was funny.  The black guys all have normal expressions while the white guy has an  "oops, I just crapped my pants" look on his face.


Look at those picture again - those black chaps dont have normal expressions, they look like they're about to stick a sharpie up someones ass.

Especially the one in the upper right with the red fleece and the half-cocked smile:  cant you just see him looking at you and saying "Imma git you boy."
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2002, 06:45:42 PM »
Drats, their token white boy done got himself in trouble hanging wit da homies...

They need Al Sharpieton to come represent...

.. ifluff'n da pen don't be fittin, youz gotsta be aquittin....

followed by salivating attorneys...

... it is obvious this is a "saturday night sharpie" and we must sue the makers because they didn't design the "assault marker" with safety in mind...
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