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Offline Nash

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« on: June 07, 2000, 11:11:00 PM »
             

Submitted Plaintiff's evidence (A)
                       

Submitted Plaintiff's evidence (B)
                       
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Offline juzz

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2000, 11:17:00 PM »
LOL! Thats some funny toejam!
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2000, 11:31:00 PM »
It wasn't me! Yes; I was in the area; and even witnessed the awful atrocity as it was allegedly perpetrated.

Oh; the humanity....

Here's yer guilty party!

 

That's my story; and I'm stickin to it!

Hang
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2000, 11:46:00 PM »
Hangtime,

I respectfully ask that you speak to me regarding this suit through my lawyer. You do now have representation, don't you? If not I would suggest this as your next course of action. Unfortunately, while this case is pending trial, I cannot comment further. My Lawyer, Roy Mullman, would be happy I'm sure to respond.
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Offline indian

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2000, 12:55:00 AM »
As assistant to someone who once knew a real Judge of some court some where in this land. I also saw a movie about judge roy bean and the beer bear I proclaim my self Head Unjustus of Aces High. Just call me Judged Indian. As Chief Unjustus I did a check and did not find any EX-LAX pilot or a anything even close to EX-LAX.

I here By rule that
1.Hangtime remove the toilet post haste
2.When it is introduced to the game he fly only the Zero until which time if for some ungoddly reason HTC introduces the Brewster Buffalo until he has paid his debt to NASH.

This order will stand pending an appeal which if some is or realy met a real judge or for that matter they are a judge can over rule this ruling.

Next case on the dockit: Saw and his post-amatic. ( Complaint Nobody can post once every five minutes and not have a post-amatic.


If this aint stupid I dont know what is.

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2000, 01:01:00 AM »
I shall call my Lawyer (Dr StSanta) to this court that will provide you with the necessities of my actions...
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2000, 05:17:00 AM »
Maybe it was a secret computer...

  ection=c&picture=Computer101.jpg">

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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2000, 05:18:00 AM »
ack! borken link...I knew it wouldn't work...
 http://www.engren.org/~hoe/humor/show.html?section=c&picture=Computer101.jpg

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Offline Skorpyon

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2000, 06:06:00 AM »
SEE!!!!  SEE!!!!  I TOLD you it was Hang's Ex-Lax Plane!  But Noooooooooooo... he tried to pass it off as someone else's.  I KNEW something stunk, and it wasn't just hairball's litter box in the bottom of the cockpit!

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2000, 07:23:00 AM »
Oh yay, finally some action.

I knew the nipple pincers would come in handy sooner or later.

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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2000, 07:54:00 AM »
Well if Indian can proclain himself Judge, I reckon I can put in a claim for Jury!

This juror hearby calls for a vote of 12 men good & true on the facts as they are known in this case.

Guilty as charged is my vote.

If 11 other guilty votes are found (ie the next 11 posts) Hangtime will be forced to serve the sentence handed down.

However, if any one of the next 11 posts should say Innocent, then I should have to declare a hung jury. In which case charges are dismissed.

Hang Hangtime or Aquit him, it's in YOUR hands!

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Offline CavemanJ

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2000, 08:17:00 AM »
I'll step up for the jury and vote for guilty as charged.
What other use could one have for installing a toilet in the cockpit?  It appears Nash was hit with a toejamstrike aimed at someone else
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Offline Vermillion

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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2000, 08:46:00 AM »
GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!!

Burn the Witch... Burn the Witch...

<waves a flaming torch around>

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Offline Cobra

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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2000, 09:30:00 AM »
Guilty..Guilty...Guilty...

As we know a witch burns....what else burns?...wood.  So if a witch burns and wood burns, then a witch is made out of wood....now, since wood floats (ahem...and other logs too) then it follows that if Hangtime weighs less than a goose (which also floats and is also a known toejamstriker) then Hangtime is made of logs and floats and is therefore made of wood  thus is a Witch and a toejamstriker, and logically follows that he is GUILTY!! GUILTY!! GUITLY!!

Cobra Out!

[This message has been edited by Cobra (edited 06-08-2000).]
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Offline Wanker

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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2000, 09:42:00 AM »
Not guilty, by reason of irregularity!
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