I would like to suggest that in order to achieve a greater level of realism and immersion, all CT participants be required to purchase and use the following 7 gadgets while flying in the Combat Theater:
D ialect and Language Authenticator
O ral Ipecac Drip- Stick Stirring Nausea Replicator
G -induced Blood Pumper Outer
M eals Equivalent to Actual War Rationing
E lectroshock Pain Simulator
A ircraft In-Flight Piss-Tube
T emperature Duplication Device
* Dialect and Language Authenticator – Converts all text and voice communications to the language of the aircraft origin.
* Oral Ipecac Drip- Stick Stirring Nausea Replicator – Uses a Gavage tube to drip syrup-of-ipecac down the users throat if and when they stick stir.
* G-induced Blood Pumper Outer – During high gee maneuvers this pump sucks blood directly out of users aorta, causing instant dizziness. Negative gees pump up to an extra 3 liters of blood into the users bloodstream.
* Meals Equivalent to Actual War Rationing – A web-cam linked directly to the DOGMEAT police ensures that all players eat only war ration proportions.
* Electroshock Pain Simulator – Players who crash or have been shot receive equivalent pain through this electroshock device.
* Aircraft In-Flight Piss-Tube – No more wimpy, convenient flush toilet breaks.
* Temperature Duplication Device – This machine has a refrigerant and heat source capable of producing temperatures between –65 and + 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Global location, altitude and aircraft fires determine the temperature the user will be exposed to.
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