Another Jack bellybutton impersonator joins the Darwin pool

[Octavius]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
I think  we first had "Shock Jocks" on the radio waves  in the 90's, now we have "Shock TV"...I believe its just more fuel to the fire of the moral decline of America.  I stand down now, and will let you flame away.

Monkey see, monkey do?

I don't see it that way.  Thats no better than siding with the fat tulips sueing McDonald's for fat food!  This is just another form of blaming someone else for your boneheaded decisions.  The only way this is contributing to the "decline of America" is by not taking responsibility for their actions.  So love muffin may have inspired them to do something stupid, it was still their fault for going thru with it.

[Wlfgng]

I'm with Animal on this one...

as long as they don't  mind beating the crap outta each other I'll be there watching .. and enjoying it.

[boxboy28]

I want to be like RIPSNORT cause he's so smart and so cool!

so tonight im gonna go home SHAVE my head and then when i wake tomorrow and realize that i have a miss-shaped head and im ugly goofy SOB .....
Im gonna sue Ripfart for advicating the "shaved head look is cool" style and because now ill have a shaved head I will  be and NPGMF (thats-No popsicle Getting Mother diddlyer) therefore strengthening my case against his actions and his responsiblity to the AH community!...................


lol ok know even im laughing and Rip you know better than stand behind STUPID journalists expecially when they are like a chick with a great set of long legs ........(they go all the way up and make an bellybutton out of them selves)


Rip i just had to!     nothing personal but you tell me do you really think after reading that articale that it was "love muffin" that caused this inncident?  


Box:rolleyes:

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Midnight, this last election certainly emphasize that my feelings are a minority, didn't it?

Spit my coffee damn you!!

Please, please never take a logic class. It would ruin the entertainment value.

[Octavius]

box you tard.  think about what you say before spewing garbage.  name calling wont get ya anywhere in a debate bud

[Nash]

"...and Rip you know better than stand behind STUPID journalists..."

What world are you living in, Boxboy?

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by Octavius
box you tard.  think about what you say before spewing garbage.  name calling wont get ya anywhere in a debate bud

hehe

[Octavius]

Originally posted by midnight Target
hehe

the form of "tard" i am referring to would be in the descriptive sense... in no way do I mean to label him

but yes, i can see the hypocrisy from your angle

[boxboy28]

Originally posted by midnight Target
hehe

no sense of sarcasm ever with you puds..........

sorry midnight i ment to quote Oct-analman;)

[Octavius]

aww that was low, box...

[boxboy28]

yeh take that .
J/k

[H. Godwineson]

As long as there are action flicks there are going to be idiots who try to duplicate the stunts in them.  After "Smokey and the Bandit" came out, some kid tried to duplicate one of the scenes where the Firebird jumped a bridge or railroad track.  He made the jump but the Bird broke in two and he was killed.

By the way...did you ever hear the one about the tard who bought a surplus JATO unit?  He removed the trunk lid from his Chevy Malibu and installed it.  Then he took it out on a 5 mile stretch of deserted highway.  He got the Malibu up to it's top speed and then touched off the rocket.  

"Piecing" together what happened later, the police found that the tires began to melt and then flew apart from centrifugal force.  The Malibu left the ground in a curve at the end of the 5 mile road and hit a cliff face dozens of feet off the ground.  The only pieces of the car that were identifiable were the license plate and the steering wheel, which had the fingernails of the genius imbedded in it.  The cops referred to the unknown victim as "Speedy."

Regards, Shuckins

[mietla]

I've read somewhere about two dudes who tried to play a russian rulette. They got a gun loaded it with a single bullet, on of them put it to his head and pulled the trigger killing himself.

Turns out they did not understand completely how the game is played. They did not have a revolver so they've used a pistol instead.

[AKS\/\/ulfe]

Shock TV and Shock Radio have as much influence on what idiots do as what they see in the movies, on the street, or hear from their friends.

Remember that football movie "The Program"? It had a particular scene where the football jocks went to the middle of the road and laid down on the double yellow lines.

Sho'nuff, a few days after I saw the movie I heard reports of some retards doing the same thing... except one of the dumb tulips died.

Needless to say, they had to cut the scene out of the movie.

There will always be idiots, thankfully, they tend to only take themselves out.
-SW

[bounder]

Originally posted by H. Godwineson
By the way...did you ever hear the one about the tard who bought a surplus JATO unit?  He removed the trunk lid from his Chevy Malibu and installed it.  Then he took it out on a 5 mile stretch of deserted highway.  He got the Malibu up to it's top speed and then touched off the rocket.  

"Piecing" together what happened later, the police found that the tires began to melt and then flew apart from centrifugal force.  The Malibu left the ground in a curve at the end of the 5 mile road and hit a cliff face dozens of feet off the ground.  The only pieces of the car that were identifiable were the license plate and the steering wheel, which had the fingernails of the genius imbedded in it.  The cops referred to the unknown victim as "Speedy."

Regards, Shuckins

I read an account of the guy who claims he was the source of this socalled urban myth. His dad had a scrapyard, and bought 'surplus units' off the army. He found the RATO units in the yard. Him and his friends spent ages planning the run. They welded an old car (impala) to the wheelbed of a disused mine railway, welded thick steel tubes into the boot, and set it off. It went quite well (no-one was in it) and it had areally cool braking system of wooden blocks and water (to stop them catching fire). Unfortunately this malfunctioned and the car left the tracks as it came to the mine entrance, hit full speed and collapsed the mouth of the mine. The 'kids' made tracks, literally, on the nearby road and got outta there. Made it look like the car left the road and sped, rocket propelled into the rockface.

This was in Wired Magazine a coupla years ago.