Author Topic: Turkey Sandwiches  (Read 332 times)

Offline Ripsnort

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 27260
Turkey Sandwiches
« on: November 26, 2002, 08:47:21 AM »
Turkey Sandwiches:

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought Turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a Turkey sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating Turkey, don't you like it anymore?"

She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed  to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.  "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right,  you are; better not eat any more Turkey."

He kept eating his Turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating Turkey sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too." She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you. You've already  got the neck and the gizzards."

Offline Nifty

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4400
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2002, 09:03:44 AM »
hehe, that's funny, but I was expecting a method for making really good turkey sandwiches in preparation for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday too.  ;)  You know some really thick bread, spoon on a little gravy, dressing and cranberry sauce...

(actually, mom usually ends up just making a brunswick stew with the leftover turkey meat.)
proud member of the 332nd Flying Mongrels, noses in the wind since 1997.

Offline gofaster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6622
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2002, 01:12:13 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Nifty
hehe, that's funny, but I was expecting a method for making really good turkey sandwiches in preparation for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday too.  ;)  You know some really thick bread, spoon on a little gravy, dressing and cranberry sauce...
 


The secret is the gravy canal down the middle of the bread.

Offline Chairboy

  • Probation
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8221
      • hallert.net
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2002, 02:12:00 PM »
I like this sandwich:

Two slices of toasted bread

On one piece, put Miracle Whip or Mayonaise (different flavors, yeah I know they aren't the same, but both are good for this)
Put some sliced white meat
Pepper, salt
slices of cut onions
If you can get them, those big fat green olives you buy at a deli, cut into slices, then the other piece of bread w/ Mustard.

Hey, I didn't say it was original or different, it's just yummy.
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Offline midnight Target

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15114
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2002, 02:46:36 PM »
Miracle Whip should be outlawed....

along with fat free Mayo!
:mad:

Offline Wlfgng

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5252
      • http://www.nick-tucker.com
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2002, 02:49:58 PM »
MT for mayor!!! or whatever..

miracle whip is gross white toejam with sugar

Offline john9001

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9453
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2002, 03:51:12 PM »
toast, mayo, turkey,lettuce, tomato*

* some assembly required

Offline funkedup

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9466
      • http://www.raf303.org/
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2002, 07:27:04 PM »
Miracle Whip is cool.  Just don't confuse it with mayo.

Offline midnight Target

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15114
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2002, 08:46:50 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by funkedup
Miracle Whip is cool.  Just don't confuse it with mayo.


Just don't confuse it with food..

Offline Dago

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5324
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2002, 09:28:32 PM »
I love Miracle Whip!  Its mayonaise with attitude.

Regular mayonaise is like Miracle Whip after it has gone bad. Bland yucky stuff.


Dont like Miracle Whip on my pizza though.  :)


dago
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2002, 09:33:03 PM »
I you haven't tasted a spoon full of Cheeze Wiz dipped in a jar of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with crushed Smarties you haven't lived!

Offline weazel

  • Parolee
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1471
When did...
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2002, 11:08:51 PM »
They put chimpy in a sandwich?

Offline SOB

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10138
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2002, 12:03:49 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I you haven't tasted a spoon full of Cheeze Wiz dipped in a jar of Miracle Whip and sprinkled with crushed Smarties you haven't lived!


Oh man, there is something wrong with you.  I mean, even beyond the fact that you're a Canuck!  Bleeccchhh!


SOB
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

Offline Dnil

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 879
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2002, 12:36:58 AM »
ummm Turkey only goes with mustard!    

mayo? fuggin gross

Offline SirLoin

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5708
Turkey Sandwiches
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2002, 01:38:33 AM »
My fave sandwich is peanut butter and jelly...Swoop,where is that link again?..:)
**JOKER'S JOKERS**