Normally, i don't like to mix my politics with my online virtual killing. However, this one is kinda funny, thought I'd share hehehehe.
How to be a good "New Democrat"
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> 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
> funding.
>
> 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
> graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
> are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
> of Chinese communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
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> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected
> by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more
> affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
> homosexual is natural.
>
> 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
> demand
>
> 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
> governments create prosperity.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> actually doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
> wars.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
> parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
> certain parts of the Constitution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
> high.
>
> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
> more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
> Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> quotas and set-asides aren't.
>
> 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
>
> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
>
> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
> jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
>
> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
> Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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