Author Topic: You mean war on Iraq? Where the hell is Iraq on the map!?  (Read 349 times)

Offline Boroda

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You mean war on Iraq? Where the hell is Iraq on the map!?
« on: November 27, 2002, 01:14:35 PM »
I don't know if it's a fake or not, but something tells me it isn't...

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2002, 02:19:41 PM »
Not too thrilled about the line at the bottom of the page...

But did you really expect much more accuracy from the media in regards to the map?

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2002, 02:22:47 PM »
What's important is that we remember to attack the Country just to the Northwest of the Czech Republic.

Now THEY are troublemekers!

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2002, 02:26:54 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2002, 02:30:23 PM »
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What's important is that we remember to attack the Country just to the Northwest of the Czech Republic.

Now THEY are troublemekers!
If history has told us anything... its that we won't need to instigate an attack against the country northwest of the Czech Republic... they'll be attacking the rest of the world soon enough.

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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2002, 02:50:37 PM »
hehe

Speaking of that country....

Two guys I worked with were German and I had organised an outdoor paint-ball match between various departments at the office.  These two walked in and I asked one of them if he was going to play.  He shook his head.  I then said "But Gunther, you're German man...you'd be REALLY good at this game".  

A co-worker then immediately piped up and said "Gunther and Andreas would be off annexing farms surrounding the playing field."

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2002, 04:29:35 PM »
This is the correct map.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2002, 04:40:32 PM »
"Toast".. hehe that's awesome!

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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2002, 06:28:13 PM »
we don't need to know where they are on a map, that's why we have GPS satellites :)
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2002, 06:30:52 PM »
And the Captiol of New Texas,  Texaco,  and the tourists can stay in cabanas on Shell beach.

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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2002, 08:28:01 PM »
I heard Putin has already sent Spetsnaz in to locate Scuds for us.

"Whaaaaaat a FRIEND we HAVE in VLAAAAADIMIR, all their Scuds and planes to FIIIIIIIINNNNNNNND!"

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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2002, 07:48:55 AM »
Wait a minute now, ya'll start bombing "Iraq", let me know so I get out in time.

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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2002, 06:33:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
hehe

Speaking of that country....

Two guys I worked with were German and I had organised an outdoor paint-ball match between various departments at the office.  These two walked in and I asked one of them if he was going to play.  He shook his head.  I then said "But Gunther, you're German man...you'd be REALLY good at this game".  

A co-worker then immediately piped up and said "Gunther and Andreas would be off annexing farms surrounding the playing field."

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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2002, 07:30:08 PM »
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You mean war on Iraq? Where the hell is Iraq on the map!?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2002, 10:30:14 AM »
Monk you'd better get out now...