It's a celebration of the invention of credit cards now.
Put up the MasterCard tree! Put out a "birth of Visa" scene on the front yard! Have Jerry Seinfeld with eight tiny American Express cards on your roof!
Get out there and consume!
If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were satirising the great faith known as the consumer driven free market. Which would, of course, be
heresy. I demand you take back your comments, and then make the minimum payment on your American Express card as penance.
