Heres my AH checklist
Fireman helmet: Check!
Fake glasses with huge mustache: Check!
Corn cob bubble pipe: Check!
Stetson cowboy tie: Check!
Tuxedo coat with tails: Check!
Vietnam Era flak vest: Check!
Fisherman hip waders: Check!
Swim fins: Check!
Now I'm ready to fly! (or go out and pick up chics)