I'd like to reiterate's Wotan's sentiments.
You are a pain in the arse in game, and it appears you are a pain in the arse out of it.
Ditching the special events would lose a significant proportion of AH players - people who long since lost interest in the MA hamster wheel. Moreover, despite your assertion that most special events 'sux', many people enjoy them hugely.
Ironically, your inane channel 1 banter does AH no favours when it comes to new players - and it is they who contribute to AH's success/failure.