No, Mr. Fish, it does work because the schools would allow a safe way for students to practice drinking.
You're right, it is a slippery slope. I say that about any argument for an act that anyone can see is a bad idea, yet we propose it because we have effectively thrown our hands in the air and said "what're you gonna do?"
I am not going to be a hypocrite and say I don't want the school to give my daughters contraceptives, but it is a good idea for other kids. I guess I'm also a little tired of schools being treated as a cure for social ills, rather than a place of learning.