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Offline Fuzzy

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« on: December 03, 2002, 07:18:30 PM »
Your mom is so big, they used her uterine ultrasound to make the SFMA map!

Your mom is so fat, they used her cellulite contour map to make Mindanao!

Your mom's so fat she lost a Lanc in her toe folds!

Your mom's uglier than pizza!

Your mom's so fat, your dad needed GPS assistance to make you!

Your mom's so fat she drops thousand pounders in the toilet!

Your mom's so hairy she sticks to everyone's velcro-covered-sheepherding chaps!

Your mom's so big and fat that, well, lwt's just say that fish smell aint coming from the giant squid...

anymore?!?
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2002, 07:34:48 PM »
yo mamma so fat she has smaller fat people in ponys orbiting her
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2002, 07:37:59 PM »
Yo mama is so fat a strato-goon orbits her
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Offline paulieb

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2002, 07:40:29 PM »
Yo mama so ugly the mindanao(sp?) squid sent your gramma a sympathy card.
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Offline Shark88

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2002, 08:05:40 PM »
yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
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Offline Lazer1

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2002, 12:36:42 AM »
Your moms so fat, she need 10 resupplies! :D
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Offline BNM

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2002, 02:21:10 AM »
Yo mamma's so stank even Fester won't get close enough to vulch her.

Yo mamma's so ugly Steve won't even try and bounce her.

Yo mamma's so big even BNM could hit her divebombing. :p
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2002, 03:03:03 AM »
Your mom's so fat, she steals sheep for tampons.

Your mommas so dumb, she asked me what came after the letter X, I told her Y. She said, cause i wanna know, thats why!

Your moms so fat, that when you strafe her gravy pours out.

Your mom's so dumb, she parachuted to the earth... and missed.

Your moms so fat, when she wears red, kids point at her and yell HEY KOOL-AID!
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2002, 07:32:26 AM »
Your momma so fat she is an ordinance load-out option on the Lanc...and when selected she costs 400 perk points because the damage she causes is so great.

Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2002, 07:35:55 AM by Curval »
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Offline aztec

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2002, 07:41:45 AM »
Got any funny ones?
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Offline San

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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2002, 08:46:17 AM »
Your momma's so fat Mathman eats her poop.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2002, 02:24:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval

Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.


Here's a winner.

:D
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Offline udet

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2002, 02:28:22 PM »
yo mama's so smelly they don't need any other troops to capture a base.
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2002, 03:31:52 PM »
yo momma's so stupid she wasted all her perks getting vulched in a Spit XIV thinking it was a Spit IX!

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Offline Horn

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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2002, 03:57:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
Your momma is so fat that Borg needs to use the "wide angle lens" to get a decent upskirt shot.


A winner! :D

Everytime I see Animal's sig I laugh at that mess...

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