Author Topic: Headline!!!! Whiners Launch Major Offensive!!! (Read 916 times)

Rude · « **on:** December 04, 2002, 01:51:19 PM »

It has been confirmed, that sometime during the past few days, a large and mostly simpleminded contingent of Whiners has launched a major offensive against the AH BBS.

As frightening as it may sound, we have confirmed no casualties up to the posting of this headline....I can only hope that no one will perish.

Why, I found myself, after reading some 30 whiney posts, only inches from my eye with a freshly sharpened #2 lead pencil!!!

It is being recomended, that all who wish to survive this onslaught, secure all sharp instruments within an arms reach and most importantly, post as many happy thoughts as possible in an effort to fight back the malcontents!!!

Good luck and may God bless you all!!!

funkedup · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2002, 01:52:24 PM »

IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE ONLY WEAPON THAT THEY RESPECT.

WHINE OF THE WEEK!

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2002, 01:54:05 PM »

Woooooooohooooooooooo!

Lazerus1 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2002, 01:54:58 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by funkedup
IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THE ONLY WEAPON THAT THEY RESPECT.

WHINE OF THE WEEK!

SECOND!

do i hear a third to pass the motion??

Tracer-15 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2002, 02:04:07 PM »

THIRD AND PASS!

muckmaw · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2002, 02:10:30 PM »

BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW
BRING BACK WOW

BBW
BBW
BBW.....wait...that means fat broad, does'nt it?

LePaul · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2002, 03:02:45 PM »

Oh Christ...I've got 2 of those awards already...well, what's the award for 3, Rude?

funkedup · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2002, 03:03:55 PM »

Can we get a "Whiner Attack Inbound" sound to replace the "Base Under Attack" sound?

Saintaw · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2002, 03:15:40 PM »

lol

everyday that goes by (and I'm reading this board) ... I'm more and more certain that most of you are nuts! (especially SOB...but that's for another thread)

Animal · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2002, 03:24:36 PM »

With Whels, bkhawk, bombatowd, and a few newcomers very active on channel 1, it is a whiner renaissance and I'm glad I'm alive to witness it.

SOB · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2002, 03:50:56 PM »

Who, me? That's liable, and I will have your bellybutton for it! HI TECH, HE'S PICKIN' ON ME, BAN HIM NOW OR I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I PASS OUT!!!! HOLDING..HOLDING....HOOOLDING ....HOOOLLLDDDINNNG...HOOOLL

Tracer-15 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2002, 04:33:40 PM »

THUD.....................

Ozark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2002, 04:40:30 PM »

I see some interesting possibilities! With so many active entries, we could break this monstrous task into several categories:

Whiner of Monday (WOMO) award.
Whiner of Tuesday (WOT) award.
Whiner of Wednesday (WOWE) award.
Whiner of Thursday (WOTH) award.
Whiner of Friday (WOF) award.
Whiner of Saturday (WOS) award
Whiner of Sunday (WOSUN) award
Whiner of the Week (WOW) award.
Whiner of the Month (WOM) award.
Whiner of the Year (WOY) award.
And the much anticipated: Whiner LifeTime Achievement (WLTA) award.

Yeager · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2002, 05:38:25 PM »

Its actually kinda fun rude.

The past few months this BB has been as fascinating as a dried booger on a bathroom wall. May I digress: I once worked in a lounge and up stairs in the bathroom someone had drawn a target bullseye just opposite of the toilet, about three feet away as you sat down. Anyway, the wall was splattered with boogers
where many people (meslef included) passed the time away flinging boogers at that bullseye. Must have been hunerds of em and some dead on center (guess who

)

SOB · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2002, 06:05:52 PM »

...and Yeager WINS!!!

SOB