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Offline Rude

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A Poem.........................by Rude
« on: December 05, 2002, 04:47:26 PM »
Written lovingly to, in sincere appreciation of their sacrifice, my adversaries, the Knits and Rooks.




I so really love being a Bish
It truly has been my wish
Just take to the air, without a single care
and wait for the others to flinch!

Now as my guns begin to speak
I think...it's fun to pick on the weak!
Their helpless and worried, without guidance or courage
It's so fun to feed on the meek!

What's that sound I hear in the air?
Should I ask or do I dare?
Oh wait...I know, it's them down below
Screamin...QUIT PICKIN ON US, IT'S SIMPLY NOT FAIR!!!

Now a solution to others I offer
An idea tossed into the coffer
Realize who you are,  then admire from afar
Those Bishops who cause you to suffer!
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Offline ygsmilo

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2002, 04:56:55 PM »
Brought  a tear to my eye,,,,

and my evil "I am George Bush" laugh.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2002, 05:03:22 PM »
And here I was thinking that all Bish were just drooling illiterate neanderthals......








They don't drool!
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Offline Steve

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2002, 05:31:30 PM »
Rude... you're bursting with bish pride today, I see!  hehe that's great.  As a noob, I don't really understand this whole thing about people saying bish are no good,, yadda yadda yadda..is this an ongoing thing that rooks and nits say?

Oh.. hey... even more off the subject.. since the "Contest" of this tour it seems there are tons more fast (la7, 190, p51) planes buzzing around up high.  What do you think?
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2002, 05:33:12 PM »
He's a poet and I didnt even know it.

What word ryhmes with chimes?

Bish have always been the secular rulers over AH.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2002, 05:42:36 PM »
Haiku to Rude...from a Rook

Rude stands chestthumping,

Gangbanging is a lost art,

Chess piece I love you.

:p
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Offline Urchin

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2002, 06:00:25 PM »
Rude, yer a great guy.....  but thats a horrible poem.  

Goth,  I didn't like yours much either.  Maybe I'm just not artistically inclined enough.
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2002, 06:07:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Steve
Rude... you're bursting with bish pride today, I see!  hehe that's great.  As a noob, I don't really understand this whole thing about people saying bish are no good,, yadda yadda yadda..is this an ongoing thing that rooks and nits say?

Oh.. hey... even more off the subject.. since the "Contest" of this tour it seems there are tons more fast (la7, 190, p51) planes buzzing around up high.  What do you think?


Well Steve...since you asked:)

It really is very simple...just do as the 13th TAS does....ignore the high ones as they will eventually come down to feed....when they do, kill them.

Have fun flying a great sim/game for a ridiculously low price and as a bonus, enjoy the educated thinkers who frequent this BBS with their razor sharp wit, stunning sensitivity and overall "hey! Listen to me! I have something to say" delivery.

Cyas Up!

:)
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Offline Rude

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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2002, 06:10:34 PM »
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Rude, yer a great guy.....  but thats a horrible poem.  

Goth,  I didn't like yours much either.  Maybe I'm just not artistically inclined enough.


Urchin my friend....I respect your brutal honesty:)
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Offline Goth

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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2002, 06:13:18 PM »
...and I agree I have not much talent....so I'm off to fly a bit!
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Offline WldThing

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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2002, 06:17:26 PM »
LOL Rude thas not bad at all  :)
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2002, 07:01:01 AM »
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It really is very simple...just do as the 13th TAS does....ignore the high ones as they will eventually come down to feed....when they do, kill them.


Since when is there any con higher than 13th TAS?





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Offline Dowding (Work)

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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2002, 07:12:24 AM »
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...enjoy the educated thinkers who frequent this BBS with their razor sharp wit, stunning sensitivity and overall "hey! Listen to me! I have something to say" delivery.


This coming from you, Rude. Oh the irony! Or are you being wittily self-depreciating? :p
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2002, 07:23:13 AM »
I think someone needs to write "I will stop reffering to myself in 3rd person" 1000 times on the blackboard.

AKDejaVu
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2002, 08:58:49 AM »
Just trying to have alittle fun:)
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