Author Topic: Interview With George W. Bush (Read 434 times)

SirLoin · « **on:** December 10, 2002, 04:12:54 PM »

GWB:Condi!..Good to see you.What's happening?

Condi:Sir,I have the report here about the new leader in China.

GWB:Great.Lay it on me.

Condi:Hu is the new leader of China.

GWB:That's what I want to know.

Condi:That's what I'm telling you.

GWB:That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes.

GWB:I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:Hu.

GWB:The guy in China.

Condi:Hu.

GWB:The new leader in China.

Condi:Hu.

GWB:The Chinaman!

Condi:Hu is leading China.

GWB:Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

GWB:Well,I'm asking you.Who is leading China?

Condi:That's the man's name.

GWB:That's who's name?

Condi:Yes.

GWB:Will you,or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes,sir.

GWB:Yassir?..Yassir Arafat is in China?I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi:That's correct.

GWB:Then who is in China?

Condi:Yes,sir.

GWB:Yassir is in China?

Condi:No,sir.

GWB:Then who is?

Condi:Yes,sir.

GWB:Yassir?

Condi:No,sir.

GWB:Look Condi.I need to know the name of the new leader in China.Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condi:Kofi?

GWB:No thanks.

Condi:You want Kofi?

GWB:No!

Condi:You don't want Kofi?

GWB:No.But now that you mention it,I could use a glass of milk...And then get me the UN.

Condi:Yes,sir.

GWB:Not Yassir,the guy at the UN.

Condi:Kofi?

GWB:Milk!..Will you please make the call?

Condi:And call who?

GWB:Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi:Hu is they guy in China.

GWB:Will you stay out of China!

Condi:Yes,sir.

GWB:And stay out of the Middle East!Just get me the guy at the UN.

Condi:Kofi?

GWB:Alright!..With cream and two sugurs..now will you get on the phone?

(Condi picks up the phone)

Condi:Rice here.

GWB:Rice?..Good idea.And get a couple of egg rolls too.

Sabre · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2002, 04:17:21 PM »

LOL! That was great! I have Abbot and Costello on tape doing that routine ("Who's On First?"). Excellent job!

H. Godwineson · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2002, 04:23:41 PM »

SirLoin,

How about working up a similar skit between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? I would love to see what direction that would take.

Shuckins

Mitsu · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2002, 04:43:11 PM »

cajun · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2002, 07:03:36 PM »

lol.
I'd like to see one on Al gore. Bush is actuelly pretty good, well maybe not in all cases, but if Al gore had been president who knows what this country would come to

"Sir, we lost 3 xxxmillion doller helicopters in afghanistan last night!"
"Algore: 3? 3? We can't loose 3!!! We are invincible, besides I'm sure Afgans didn't mean to blow them up! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"

Gunthr · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2002, 07:11:13 AM »

LOL - What a Huut!

Nifty · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2002, 07:53:14 AM »

aww, bad SirLoin! you didn't even give credit to whoever wrote that.

I got it in an email a couple of weeks ago.

blur · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2002, 08:19:38 AM »

ROTFLMGDMFAO