Author Topic: Canada sucks! (Read 1296 times)

H. Godwineson · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2002, 10:59:48 AM »

Made a trip to Alaska about 10 years ago. I had to come back to the U.S. to be treated rudely.

Regards, Shuckins

vorticon · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:00:27 AM »

BASTARDS...and after all weve done for you

Ripsnort · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:01:05 AM »

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Originally posted by Habu
Pam Anderson is a Canadian girl

I rest my case (Ya ever seen her without make-up? As plain as Jane can get...)

Habu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:02:39 AM »

Rosie O'Donnel is an American girl.

midnight Target · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:05:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Habu
Pam Anderson is a Canadian girl

Which explains the need for all that surgury.

Habu · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:08:03 AM »

You know when she was in Playboy she was all natural. Now as she ages she is starting to get surgery. Too bad she would still be good looking with her natural sized breasts.

I think all those nights of partying have started to catch up to her though. Howard Stern still rates her as one of the 5 best looking in the world.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:14:16 AM »

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Originally posted by Habu
Howard Stern still rates her as one of the 5 best looking in the world.

Yeah, we Americans really look to Stern as a Wise man when it comes to good looking women.

Seriously, just look at Canada's Womens volleyball team, and then the US team. Hands down win for the US.

gofaster · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:21:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Habu
Pam Anderson is a Canadian girl

So is the weather girl on Fox Sports NFL Today. Jillian, I think her name is.

But most of all, don't forget about Natasha Henstridge.

I guess its a good thing the War of 1812 isn't really taught much in American schools, or we'd all be quivering in our boots, waiting for the Canadian invaders to drive our people to the shores of the Gulf of Mexico.

Thrawn · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:38:46 AM »

Feed bags, eh?

Percentage of US women who are damn fat, in 2000.

Women 19.4

MOOOOO!

Pongo · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2002, 11:53:24 AM »

Our economy is based on collecting Rips bear cans...
Probably the most interesting relationship between two nations on the earth. Having been attatched to American military units for courses and deployments I have spent many hours and beers on this topic..
Canada is like an idealized US.
Fro many amaricans we are how they percieve them selves. for others we are like a warning of what can go wrong with libralism gone rampant..

Interesting that this came about as a result of the equivilent of our vice president sucking up to the US while his boss is totaly hostile to the current US administration and more generaly to the US itself.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2002, 12:04:30 PM »

Hehe Thrawn, Pongo.

Dang, Habu left already, thought I had a live one on...

Curval · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2002, 12:10:42 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
You obviously haven't been to Portland.

SOB

True..I haven't. I'll take your word for it, but are the clubs there like in Arizona..no booze if the girls are totally nude? I find that to be a weird rule.

Habu · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2002, 12:23:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Hehe Thrawn, Pongo.

Dang, Habu left already, thought I had a live one on...

Hehe. Ok Rip how about this......

Actually when you mentioned volleyball chicks I knew you had no concept of what a good looking female is. You weren't the towel boy for the girls basket ball team in High School were you?

SOB · « **Reply #28 on:** December 16, 2002, 12:34:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
True..I haven't. I'll take your word for it, but are the clubs there like in Arizona..no booze if the girls are totally nude? I find that to be a weird rule.

More strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. Plenty of booze to be had, no silly clothing rules - the girlies are bare. There are so many clubs in the Portland area that they compete heavily for customers. If ya like to watch the boobies jiggle, Portland is the place.

SOB

funkedup · « **Reply #29 on:** December 16, 2002, 12:36:49 PM »

Canada's national anthem owns ours.
At NHL games I notice more Americans singing it than the US anthem, because it's more fun to sing.
I proposed this before, but let's do it again. Rename the US to Canada and steal their anthem. We can call Canada something like Northern Mexico.