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Offline Curval

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« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2002, 12:43:17 PM »
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More strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US.  Plenty of booze to be had, no silly clothing rules - the girlies are bare.  There are so many clubs in the Portland area that they compete heavily for customers.  If ya like to watch the boobies jiggle, Portland is the place.SOB


Sounds good...damn good.:)
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« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2002, 03:16:19 PM »
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Canada's national anthem owns ours.
At NHL games I notice more Americans singing it than the US anthem, because it's more fun to sing.
 


You got that right!

O Can-a-dah!
Blah blah blah blah blah! :p
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« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2002, 03:23:26 PM »
blah blah blah.. we stand on guard for thee....



(that's the only other part I know )  hehe

and it's true.. we all sing Oh Canada even when the US anthem is being played :)
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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2002, 04:21:54 PM »
Re: National Anthem...

...that's because the most worthy verse of our (the U.S.) National Anthem never gets sung. It's not even printed in most hymnals (the LDS hymnal being one exception).

As for Canada, I fear Canada:

http://www.standonguard.com

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« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2002, 04:28:42 PM »
cheeerist when is the US gonna annex Canada and put a stop to all this squeakin.
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« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2002, 04:46:06 PM »
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More strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US.  Plenty of booze to be had, no silly clothing rules - the girlies are bare.  There are so many clubs in the Portland area that they compete heavily for customers.  If ya like to watch the boobies jiggle, Portland is the place.
I remember a trip to New Orleans while I was stationed down south.  At a "nudie" bar there, one of the soldiers I went with said "Aint this great!?".  I simply replied.... "no... not really... not compared to back home."

We do have good nudie bars.

AKDejaVu
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Offline SLO

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« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2002, 09:32:22 AM »
we have a fuggin imaginary border......Canadian....Ameri can.

who gives a watermelon really....

just don't bring your out dated gun laws:D

and don't bring your left and right middle republican democrates nonsense....every1 knows its the one who brings the most gifts that becomes Prez....do you actually think BUSH is THE smartest person to become prez....the fuggin dick didn't even know where CANADA is:rolleyes:

shud up laz....I don't wanna read it.....tst....no....tst don't,  ya freak... I know you want to say something....shud up:eek:
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« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2002, 11:52:50 AM »
Canada is a land of strip clubs built to service American men.  That all it is.  All that country stuff is just made up by the Strip Club owners.  I think Canadan women are trained for years at that fine "art."  Hell, forget about figure skating....add pole swinging to the Olympics and you got gold for team Canada.
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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2002, 12:05:13 PM »
Canadiens are just pissed cause they dont have statehood yet.
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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2002, 12:10:40 PM »
'O Canada' can be sung by anybody.  It takes true talent to sing the 'Star Spangled Banner.'  A good choral group will send chills down your spine.

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« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2002, 12:20:40 PM »
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Hell, forget about figure skating....add pole swinging to the Olympics and you got gold for team Canada.


You are forgetting synchronized swimming...it is one way in which they train for the Pole Swinging that comes later on.
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« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2002, 12:08:31 AM »
"the true north strong and free"

c'mon. I dare ya!
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« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2002, 12:22:37 AM »
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just don't bring...

and don't bring...  


Last I heard it was your Western Provinces that were going to "bring" themselves into the US.

Never heard of any State wanting to "bring" themselves into your outfit.

I'd love it Alberta and Saskatchewan joined up. Maybe BC too....

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« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2002, 06:25:30 AM »
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Last I heard it was your Western Provinces that were going to "bring" themselves into the US.

Never heard of any State wanting to "bring" themselves into your outfit.

I'd love it Alberta and Saskatchewan joined up. Maybe BC too....

:D


you can have em for free...take em:p

3/4 of your country doesn't even now where Canada is...let alone Saskatchewan:D
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« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2002, 07:08:52 AM »
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you can have em for free...take em:p

3/4 of your country doesn't even now where Canada is...let alone Saskatchewan:D


hell 3/4 of us cant even spell sassquachiwan

alright... none of us can :)
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